Guest guest Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 > Hymn #365 > This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. > > A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he > said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into > the river.' > > With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had > All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' > > And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he > Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, > I'd take it and pour it into the river.' > > Sermon complete, he sat down. > > The song leader stood very cautiously and an nounced > With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, > Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.' > > Smile, life is too short not to !! > If this brightened your day > Don't let it stop here > Pass it on with a smile > Keep spreading the Cheer. > See you at the > river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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