Re: Holiday DS moment (farts mentioned)

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 12/21/2003 6:00:15 PM Pacific Standard Time,

kymberly@... writes:

> And thus we create great Christmas memories for our children (ages 6,

> 5 and 3). Can't I just see it ... 10 yrs from now they'll be talking

> about " Hey...remember when we were driving around looking at

> Christmas lights and mom & dad were comparing fart smells and MOM

> WON?! " (we were all really laughing)

At least it was a FAMILY moment -- not the " out in public " kind! Though I

can see this story being told for generations to come... Thanks for telling us

this story...reminds us of our togetherness through better or worse! LOL

Hugs and blessings, Ann

[Guest guest]

OHHH God! That reminds me of our trip to San Deigo when every car

passing by was honking, laughing, and waving at us......I didn't know

until we hit LA that for 3 hours my kids had been holding a sign up

in the windown that said " MOM FARTED!!! " !!!

My kids wrap their faces to come in and " rescue " the dogs from my

bedroom when I am in my bathroom after I have ate wheat bread and

have that sulfur gas smell and belive me I have been known to make

myself gag more than once from the smell!!

But you know what? When it comes to farting in public, I have fun

with it! Fart in the aisle at WalMart, and then watch and wait for

the next person to come around the corner.....if you are feeling

crowded at the movies, etc....just let loose with a silent one and

say " damn! who farted? " and believe me, everyone moves! hell, they

don't now me and won't ever see me again, and I love to say " dammit

honey! " and blame Ray! LOL, and my favorite, pulling the covers over

Rays head!!!

LOL, life is too damn short to sorry about stinky farts and BM's, I

just have fun, enjoy life, and screw those who can't handle it,

remember their shit stinks too!

LOL, love ya all!

Cindee

> That was comical in a sad sort of way Lee.... <grin> ONly

> cause I could relate.

>

> Here's my Holiday DS moment:

>

> We are all in the minivan driving around looking at Christmas

lights,

> oohhhing and ahhing of course .... DH (non DS patient) has

gas.

> Kids are exclaiming how bad it smells. Daddy tells them that it's

> NOTHING compared to mommy's farts... And sure enough... as if on

> cue... gas hits. It's the painful kind, can't hold it in... let it

> loose.

>

> Kids decide that mommy's do smell worse.

>

> And thus we create great Christmas memories for our children (ages

6,

> 5 and 3). Can't I just see it ... 10 yrs from now they'll be

talking

> about " Hey...remember when we were driving around looking at

> Christmas lights and mom & dad were comparing fart smells and MOM

> WON?! " (we were all really laughing)

>

> This Christmas memory brought to you by the DS!!! Happy Holidays

[Guest guest]

Oh Kym, Mitch happened to be reading over my shoulder and we both

busted out laughing!!! Our family is creating these same " memories " !!

Hannah is gracious enough to hold her nose and not say anything but

Emma - she moans and carries on like she is gonna die!!!

christmas hugs, cindy lee

--

>

> And thus we create great Christmas memories for our children (ages

6,

> 5 and 3). Can't I just see it ... 10 yrs from now they'll be

talking

> about " Hey...remember when we were driving around looking at

> Christmas lights and mom & dad were comparing fart smells and MOM

> WON?! " (we were all really laughing)

>

> This Christmas memory brought to you by the DS!!! Happy Holidays

[Guest guest]

Lee,

I read it to Tom and he cracked up too. The poor man just didn't know what he

was getting himself into......

Just a week or two ago (a night after eating yams, heh heh heh) I woke up

with a bit of a stomach twist and realizing that it was just gas let out the

silent but deadly fumes. A minute or two later, Tom, who had been fast asleep

woke up making choking noises, got up and opened the window. I kept one eye,

covertly open to watch, but pretended to sleep. Since he didn't have his glasses

on he couldn't really see me watching. He stood by the window a minute or

two, then shook his head and went back to bed. It was tooooo funny!

in WA

[Guest guest]

Lee,

I read it to Tom and he cracked up too. The poor man just didn't know what he

was getting himself into......

Just a week or two ago (a night after eating yams, heh heh heh) I woke up

with a bit of a stomach twist and realizing that it was just gas let out the

silent but deadly fumes. A minute or two later, Tom, who had been fast asleep

woke up making choking noises, got up and opened the window. I kept one eye,

covertly open to watch, but pretended to sleep. Since he didn't have his glasses

on he couldn't really see me watching. He stood by the window a minute or

two, then shook his head and went back to bed. It was tooooo funny!

in WA

[Guest guest]

On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 00:53:06 EST, SassyNpink@... wrote:

>I read it to Tom and he cracked up too. The poor man just didn't know what he

>was getting himself into......

>Just a week or two ago (a night after eating yams, heh heh heh) I woke up

>with a bit of a stomach twist and realizing that it was just gas let out the

>silent but deadly fumes. A minute or two later, Tom, who had been fast asleep

>woke up making choking noises, got up and opened the window. I kept one eye,

>covertly open to watch, but pretended to sleep. Since he didn't have his

glasses

>on he couldn't really see me watching. He stood by the window a minute or

>two, then shook his head and went back to bed. It was tooooo funny!

>

,

We're going to have to be careful what we write about in these forums. All

this talk about deadly gas fumes is liable to start a Homeland Security

investigation of all DS surgeons and patients as potential terrorists. We

could be accused of producing " weapons of mass distruction " when we pass

this smelly and " deadly " gas.

LOL!!!!

Jerry