Words

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I know Ann usually does all these kinds of posts but this was so funny, I had to share it with you all:

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Words Women Use: 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and youneed to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only

five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the gamebefore helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should beon your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstoodby men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is

wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (referback to #3 for the meaning of nothing). 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That

s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and whenyou will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying **** YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has tolda man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later

result in a man asking, " what's wrong. " For the woman's response, refer to #3.