:)The FDA Bans Vitamin D, seeks to destroy the sun

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> In a surprising move, the FDA has now banned the

> manufacture and use of

> vitamin D, citing studies that show vitamin D to be

> a powerful physiological

> substance that needs to undergo FDA approval before

> individuals are allowed to use

> it. Since sunlight exposure causes vitamin D

> production in the human body,

> individuals who intentionally expose themselves to

> sunlight will now be arrested

> and have their blood confiscated by federal health

> authorities. All citizens

> are advised to coat themselves with sunscreen every

> time they go out in the sun

> and avoid sun exposure until further notice.

> Individuals caught seeking sunlight may be charged

> with not only possession,

> but trafficking of the vitamin D drug. DEA agents

> have been alerted and will

> be called in to arrest sunbathers. Sunscreen

> checkpoints will also be set up in

> public places where sunlight may occur, and any

> citizen who fails to test

> positive for the presence of sunscreen on their skin

> will be immediately arrested

> and charged with trafficking vitamin D.

> Hat companies and sunscreen manufacturers hailed the

> FDA's decision.

> The FDA has also alerted the news media to the fact

> that, since many fish

> contain vitamin D, the fish inventory in grocery

> stores around the country will

> be confiscated, and fish oil products will no longer

> be allowed on the market.

> " We have found fish to contain alarming levels of

> this dangerous, unapproved

> drug, " said an FDA spokesperson.

> To protect the U.S. population from the harmful

> effects of sunlight, the FDA

> is recommending that a giant, sun-blocking dome be

> built over the entire

> country. Funds to build the dome have already been

> promised by makers of cancer

> drugs, who stand to receive a windfall of profits

> once cancer explodes across the

> population due to universal vitamin D deficiencies.

> Dubbed the " Merck dome, " the inside of the dome will

> also display drug

> advertisements round-the-clock, allowing people to

> find the name of any drug they

> need simply by looking towards the sky. To appease

> likely complaints from

> astronomers unhappy with a giant dome blocking their

> view of the universe, Merck

> promises to paint pictures of the moon, planets and

> stars across the ceiling,

> mixed in with the pharmaceutical advertisements.

> Related book:

> The Healing Power of Sunlight and Vitamin D: an

> exclusive interview with Dr.

> Holick

> In this interview, Dr. Holick reveals fascinating

> facts on how vitamin D is

> created and used in the human body to ward off

> chronic diseases like cancer,

> osteoporosis, mental disorders and more.

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> The FDA is also petitioning NASA to launch a mission

> to actually destroy the

> sun, thereby protecting humans from the dangers of

> ultraviolet radiation. All

> that is necessary for mainstream support of this

> agenda is for President Bush

> to declare the sun to be a terrorist in possession

> of nuclear weapons. " The

> sun is dangerous, " the FDA said in a recent press

> release. " Just looking at it

> can make you go blind. What more proof do you need? "

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> All Americans who currently have inventory of

> vitamin D pills or fish oil

> supplements are being asked to turn them in at their

> nearest pharmacy or face

> stiff penalties. The FDA promises to dispose of all

> the supplements in a safe,

> responsible manner by feeding them to prisoners in a

> series of radical medical

> experiments.

> In other news, the FDA said it was ready to grant

> approval to the newest

> anticancer drug, called Herceptin, which, quite

> miraculously, has been shown to

> reduce the risk of recurring breast cancer by almost

> 1 percent. The drug will

> soon be available by prescription at the low cost of

> $11,000 per year, per

> patient. Following the announcement of Herceptin, an

> FDA spokesperson said, " Why do

> we need to take risks with dangerous vitamin D when

> we have clinically proven

> products like Herceptin ready to be safely used by

> everyone? "

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