Guest guest Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Congratulations to your Terri on the promotion. Gail Fw: Five surgeon's Haaaaaa..Terri has made E6,,Petty Officer 1st class,she took her test a year ago and just got the news.....yes Im a proud mom...Hugs, Patty Five SurgeonsFive Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operatingtable, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everythinginside them is color coded."The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;everything inside them is in alphabetical order."The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers . .. those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.But the fifth surgeon (from South Carolina) shut them all up when heobserved:"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's noguts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and theass are interchangeable." IF YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH THE "BIG DAWG", GET OUTTA THE BACK OF MY TRUCK!!!!! D.Curry EMT-P Messenger with Voice. PC-to-Phone calls for ridiculously low rates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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