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An attempt at humor ... dedicated to the people who want to Cure us Now ...

DESTROY LEFT-HANDEDNESS NOW! -

a public service announcement

by D.L.H.N. International - The Voice Of Left-Handedness around the world

/1/ Left-Handedness:

The Silent, Yucky, Disgusting, Scary, Yucky, Evil Epidemic of Evil

Scary Yuckiness.

About 1 in 10 of children born since 1960 has a syndrome known as

" left-handedness. " These " mirror people " function exactly opposite to

normal humans. The presence of left-handers will therefore destroy

civilization and the human race unless we cure them now and prevent

the future birth of all left-handed individuals. D.L.H.N. (Destroy

Left-Handedness Now), the voice of left-handedness around the world,

has committed itself to the public health cause of eliminating

left-handedness in our lifetime. We can do it. You can help.

/2/ What Left-Handedness Does, and Why You Should Feel Concerned

/a/ Left-handedness encloses an otherwise normal boy or girl in a

shell of left-handed " mirror behaviors. " These behaviors, and the

" sinister skills " abilities that make them possible, prevent the

patient from living life normally as the normal, right-handed child

who exists locked within the left-handed shell that we perceive. The

same brain structure that causes left-handedness also typically

prevents the person who has left-handedness from accurately and

effectively communicating the simple fact that he or she wants and

needs to stop being left-handed. The communications attempted by a

person with left-handedness come out distorted and reversed,

reflecting the mental distortions and reversals of left-handedness.

For instance, a child with left-handedness who cries when you hit his

or her left hand may actually mean to express joy rather than pain at

the fact that you are providing the sensory input which will help him

or her become normal.

/b/ Left-handedness is harmful to families because it makes

intelligent, aware parents feel bad about the " mirror child " that they

have produced instead of a real child. Left-handedness also creates

tragic difficulties for parents, teachers, and even sports coaches who

have to spend time modifying instructional methods anc equipment in

order to enable a person with left-handedness to succeed in all

activities of daily living. The existence of left-handers therefore

takes time and other precious resources away from rearing and teaching

our real, normal, right-handed children.

/3/ What You Can Do To Help

/a/ Buy and wear our official D.L.H.N. buttons - also give some

to your friends and relatives who have left-handedness in their

families. Pin one on a child with left-handedness, and you'll really

make the kid's day! Each button shows a left hand, a red slash across

it (the international " Forbidden " symbol), and the caption " D.L.H.N -

Destroy Left-Handedness Now. " The original template of this button was

hand-made specially for us, using the right hand only, by " Freddy, "

the D.L.H.N. International Poster Child. Doctors diagnosed

five-year-old Freddy as incurably left-handed. Fortunately, his

concerned parents called D.L.H.N. immediately. Today, after 10 years

of special D.H.L.N training, he can no longer use his left hand for

anything whatsoever. His right hand still does not perform very well,

but at least Freddy is no longer a person with left-handedness. Every

day, Freddy's mom and dad praise the Lord for the D.H.L.N.-funded

Applied Handedness Analyst who finally made it clear to little Freddy

that if he didn't stop using his left hand the Analyst would have to

start providing sensory stimulation with a much, much bigger cattle

prod. So little Freddy quickly became right-handed for good, and he

and his family have all joyously committed to lifelong training on

improving his new right-handed skills. We think that, in ten more

years, Freddy will be completely functional with his right hand.

Every day, Freddy and his family wear their D.L.H.N. buttons

with pride. You can, too.

/b/ Refuse to listen to anyone who says that left-handedness is,

or might be, somehow " okay. " They are not left-handed, so how can they

possibly know how it feels to have to live with the curse of

left-handedness? If someone says that he or she is left-handed and has

nevertheless had a fulfilling life, or says that other lefties who

have had fulfilling lives, this only proves that the person is not

really left-handed or - at best - is only mildly left-handed. Someone

who had truly experienced the pain of left-handedness would not be

able to say such things.

/c/ Give lots of money to our Applied Handedness Analysis

therapist-training foundation, and also to our Research Division which

is raising money to find an _in_utero_ test for detecting

left-handedness pre-natally. Parents can then have the choice of

preventing the birth of these strange and disquieting " mirror people. "

So give now! Eliminate left-handedness! It's the RIGHT thing to do!

Yours for better letters,

Kate Gladstone

Handwriting Repair and the World Handwriting Contest

handwritingrepair@...

http://learn.to/handwrite, http://www.global2000.net/handwritingrepair

325 South Manning Boulevard

Albany, New York 12208-1731 USA

telephone 518/482-6763

AND REMEMBER ...

you can order books through my site!

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---Well, I guess one of my sons is doomed for sure. He's a left-

handed

aspie...

In , " Kate Gladstone "

<handwritingrepair@...> wrote:

>

> An attempt at humor ... dedicated to the people who want to Cure

us Now ...

>

>

> DESTROY LEFT-HANDEDNESS NOW! -

> a public service announcement

> by D.L.H.N. International - The Voice Of Left-Handedness around

the world

>

>

> /1/ Left-Handedness:

> The Silent, Yucky, Disgusting, Scary, Yucky, Evil Epidemic of Evil

> Scary Yuckiness.

>

> About 1 in 10 of children born since 1960 has a syndrome

known as

> " left-handedness. " These " mirror people " function exactly opposite

to

> normal humans. The presence of left-handers will therefore destroy

> civilization and the human race unless we cure them now and prevent

> the future birth of all left-handed individuals. D.L.H.N. (Destroy

> Left-Handedness Now), the voice of left-handedness around the

world,

> has committed itself to the public health cause of eliminating

> left-handedness in our lifetime. We can do it. You can help.

>

> /2/ What Left-Handedness Does, and Why You Should Feel Concerned

>

> /a/ Left-handedness encloses an otherwise normal boy or girl

in a

> shell of left-handed " mirror behaviors. " These behaviors, and the

> " sinister skills " abilities that make them possible, prevent the

> patient from living life normally as the normal, right-handed child

> who exists locked within the left-handed shell that we perceive.

The

> same brain structure that causes left-handedness also typically

> prevents the person who has left-handedness from accurately and

> effectively communicating the simple fact that he or she wants and

> needs to stop being left-handed. The communications attempted by a

> person with left-handedness come out distorted and reversed,

> reflecting the mental distortions and reversals of left-handedness.

> For instance, a child with left-handedness who cries when you hit

his

> or her left hand may actually mean to express joy rather than pain

at

> the fact that you are providing the sensory input which will help

him

> or her become normal.

>

> /b/ Left-handedness is harmful to families because it makes

> intelligent, aware parents feel bad about the " mirror child " that

they

> have produced instead of a real child. Left-handedness also creates

> tragic difficulties for parents, teachers, and even sports coaches

who

> have to spend time modifying instructional methods anc equipment in

> order to enable a person with left-handedness to succeed in all

> activities of daily living. The existence of left-handers therefore

> takes time and other precious resources away from rearing and

teaching

> our real, normal, right-handed children.

>

>

> /3/ What You Can Do To Help

>

> /a/ Buy and wear our official D.L.H.N. buttons - also give

some

> to your friends and relatives who have left-handedness in their

> families. Pin one on a child with left-handedness, and you'll

really

> make the kid's day! Each button shows a left hand, a red slash

across

> it (the international " Forbidden " symbol), and the

caption " D.L.H.N -

> Destroy Left-Handedness Now. " The original template of this button

was

> hand-made specially for us, using the right hand only, by " Freddy, "

> the D.L.H.N. International Poster Child. Doctors diagnosed

> five-year-old Freddy as incurably left-handed. Fortunately, his

> concerned parents called D.L.H.N. immediately. Today, after 10

years

> of special D.H.L.N training, he can no longer use his left hand for

> anything whatsoever. His right hand still does not perform very

well,

> but at least Freddy is no longer a person with left-handedness.

Every

> day, Freddy's mom and dad praise the Lord for the D.H.L.N.-funded

> Applied Handedness Analyst who finally made it clear to little

Freddy

> that if he didn't stop using his left hand the Analyst would have

to

> start providing sensory stimulation with a much, much bigger cattle

> prod. So little Freddy quickly became right-handed for good, and he

> and his family have all joyously committed to lifelong training on

> improving his new right-handed skills. We think that, in ten more

> years, Freddy will be completely functional with his right hand.

> Every day, Freddy and his family wear their D.L.H.N. buttons

> with pride. You can, too.

>

> /b/ Refuse to listen to anyone who says that left-handedness

is,

> or might be, somehow " okay. " They are not left-handed, so how can

they

> possibly know how it feels to have to live with the curse of

> left-handedness? If someone says that he or she is left-handed and

has

> nevertheless had a fulfilling life, or says that other lefties who

> have had fulfilling lives, this only proves that the person is not

> really left-handed or - at best - is only mildly left-handed.

Someone

> who had truly experienced the pain of left-handedness would not be

> able to say such things.

>

> /c/ Give lots of money to our Applied Handedness Analysis

> therapist-training foundation, and also to our Research Division

which

> is raising money to find an _in_utero_ test for detecting

> left-handedness pre-natally. Parents can then have the choice of

> preventing the birth of these strange and disquieting " mirror

people. "

> So give now! Eliminate left-handedness! It's the RIGHT thing to do!

>

>

>

>

>

> Yours for better letters,

> Kate Gladstone

> Handwriting Repair and the World Handwriting Contest

> handwritingrepair@...

> http://learn.to/handwrite,

http://www.global2000.net/handwritingrepair

> 325 South Manning Boulevard

> Albany, New York 12208-1731 USA

> telephone 518/482-6763

> AND REMEMBER ...

> you can order books through my site!

> (Amazon.com link -

> I get a 5% - 15% commission on each book sold)

>

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-i LOVE this! Great satire.Sadly,however,there used to be attempts

to " cure " left-handed kids.my Mom was left-handed but the teachers

made her write with her right hand.She luckily became ambidextrous

and could write backwards like DaVinci.my best friend Patty was not

so lucky.Her kindergarten teacher HELD HER LEFT ARM behind her back

to train her.She simply could not use her right hand and was kept

back a grade for this reason,until they realized that letting her

write with the left hand was not so bad,really.By then she had

developed a serious spelling problem,almost like dyslexia, even

though she was actually a bright girl. Kajira

-- In , " Kate Gladstone "

<handwritingrepair@...> wrote:

>

> An attempt at humor ... dedicated to the people who want to Cure us

Now ...

>

>

> DESTROY LEFT-HANDEDNESS NOW! -

> a public service announcement

> by D.L.H.N. International - The Voice Of Left-Handedness around the

world

>

>

> /1/ Left-Handedness:

> The Silent, Yucky, Disgusting, Scary, Yucky, Evil Epidemic of Evil

> Scary Yuckiness.

>

> About 1 in 10 of children born since 1960 has a syndrome known

as

> " left-handedness. " These " mirror people " function exactly opposite

to

> normal humans. The presence of left-handers will therefore destroy

> civilization and the human race unless we cure them now and prevent

> the future birth of all left-handed individuals. D.L.H.N. (Destroy

> Left-Handedness Now), the voice of left-handedness around the world,

> has committed itself to the public health cause of eliminating

> left-handedness in our lifetime. We can do it. You can help.

>

> /2/ What Left-Handedness Does, and Why You Should Feel Concerned

>

> /a/ Left-handedness encloses an otherwise normal boy or girl

in a

> shell of left-handed " mirror behaviors. " These behaviors, and the

> " sinister skills " abilities that make them possible, prevent the

> patient from living life normally as the normal, right-handed child

> who exists locked within the left-handed shell that we perceive. The

> same brain structure that causes left-handedness also typically

> prevents the person who has left-handedness from accurately and

> effectively communicating the simple fact that he or she wants and

> needs to stop being left-handed. The communications attempted by a

> person with left-handedness come out distorted and reversed,

> reflecting the mental distortions and reversals of left-handedness.

> For instance, a child with left-handedness who cries when you hit

his

> or her left hand may actually mean to express joy rather than pain

at

> the fact that you are providing the sensory input which will help

him

> or her become normal.

>

> /b/ Left-handedness is harmful to families because it makes

> intelligent, aware parents feel bad about the " mirror child " that

they

> have produced instead of a real child. Left-handedness also creates

> tragic difficulties for parents, teachers, and even sports coaches

who

> have to spend time modifying instructional methods anc equipment in

> order to enable a person with left-handedness to succeed in all

> activities of daily living. The existence of left-handers therefore

> takes time and other precious resources away from rearing and

teaching

> our real, normal, right-handed children.

>

>

> /3/ What You Can Do To Help

>

> /a/ Buy and wear our official D.L.H.N. buttons - also give some

> to your friends and relatives who have left-handedness in their

> families. Pin one on a child with left-handedness, and you'll really

> make the kid's day! Each button shows a left hand, a red slash

across

> it (the international " Forbidden " symbol), and the

caption " D.L.H.N -

> Destroy Left-Handedness Now. " The original template of this button

was

> hand-made specially for us, using the right hand only, by " Freddy, "

> the D.L.H.N. International Poster Child. Doctors diagnosed

> five-year-old Freddy as incurably left-handed. Fortunately, his

> concerned parents called D.L.H.N. immediately. Today, after 10 years

> of special D.H.L.N training, he can no longer use his left hand for

> anything whatsoever. His right hand still does not perform very

well,

> but at least Freddy is no longer a person with left-handedness.

Every

> day, Freddy's mom and dad praise the Lord for the D.H.L.N.-funded

> Applied Handedness Analyst who finally made it clear to little

Freddy

> that if he didn't stop using his left hand the Analyst would have to

> start providing sensory stimulation with a much, much bigger cattle

> prod. So little Freddy quickly became right-handed for good, and he

> and his family have all joyously committed to lifelong training on

> improving his new right-handed skills. We think that, in ten more

> years, Freddy will be completely functional with his right hand.

> Every day, Freddy and his family wear their D.L.H.N. buttons

> with pride. You can, too.

>

> /b/ Refuse to listen to anyone who says that left-handedness is,

> or might be, somehow " okay. " They are not left-handed, so how can

they

> possibly know how it feels to have to live with the curse of

> left-handedness? If someone says that he or she is left-handed and

has

> nevertheless had a fulfilling life, or says that other lefties who

> have had fulfilling lives, this only proves that the person is not

> really left-handed or - at best - is only mildly left-handed.

Someone

> who had truly experienced the pain of left-handedness would not be

> able to say such things.

>

> /c/ Give lots of money to our Applied Handedness Analysis

> therapist-training foundation, and also to our Research Division

which

> is raising money to find an _in_utero_ test for detecting

> left-handedness pre-natally. Parents can then have the choice of

> preventing the birth of these strange and disquieting " mirror

people. "

> So give now! Eliminate left-handedness! It's the RIGHT thing to do!

>

>

>

>

>

> Yours for better letters,

> Kate Gladstone

> Handwriting Repair and the World Handwriting Contest

> handwritingrepair@...

> http://learn.to/handwrite,

http://www.global2000.net/handwritingrepair

> 325 South Manning Boulevard

> Albany, New York 12208-1731 USA

> telephone 518/482-6763

> AND REMEMBER ...

> you can order books through my site!

> (Amazon.com link -

> I get a 5% - 15% commission on each book sold)

>

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I can hardly use my left hand, so I could imagine if it were the

other way around!

> >

> > An attempt at humor ... dedicated to the people who want to Cure

us

> Now ...

> >

> >

> > DESTROY LEFT-HANDEDNESS NOW! -

> > a public service announcement

> > by D.L.H.N. International - The Voice Of Left-Handedness around

the

> world

> >

> >

> > /1/ Left-Handedness:

> > The Silent, Yucky, Disgusting, Scary, Yucky, Evil Epidemic of Evil

> > Scary Yuckiness.

> >

> > About 1 in 10 of children born since 1960 has a syndrome

known

> as

> > " left-handedness. " These " mirror people " function exactly

opposite

> to

> > normal humans. The presence of left-handers will therefore destroy

> > civilization and the human race unless we cure them now and

prevent

> > the future birth of all left-handed individuals. D.L.H.N. (Destroy

> > Left-Handedness Now), the voice of left-handedness around the

world,

> > has committed itself to the public health cause of eliminating

> > left-handedness in our lifetime. We can do it. You can help.

> >

> > /2/ What Left-Handedness Does, and Why You Should Feel Concerned

> >

> > /a/ Left-handedness encloses an otherwise normal boy or girl

> in a

> > shell of left-handed " mirror behaviors. " These behaviors, and the

> > " sinister skills " abilities that make them possible, prevent the

> > patient from living life normally as the normal, right-handed

child

> > who exists locked within the left-handed shell that we perceive.

The

> > same brain structure that causes left-handedness also typically

> > prevents the person who has left-handedness from accurately and

> > effectively communicating the simple fact that he or she wants and

> > needs to stop being left-handed. The communications attempted by a

> > person with left-handedness come out distorted and reversed,

> > reflecting the mental distortions and reversals of left-

handedness.

> > For instance, a child with left-handedness who cries when you hit

> his

> > or her left hand may actually mean to express joy rather than

pain

> at

> > the fact that you are providing the sensory input which will help

> him

> > or her become normal.

> >

> > /b/ Left-handedness is harmful to families because it makes

> > intelligent, aware parents feel bad about the " mirror child " that

> they

> > have produced instead of a real child. Left-handedness also

creates

> > tragic difficulties for parents, teachers, and even sports

coaches

> who

> > have to spend time modifying instructional methods anc equipment

in

> > order to enable a person with left-handedness to succeed in all

> > activities of daily living. The existence of left-handers

therefore

> > takes time and other precious resources away from rearing and

> teaching

> > our real, normal, right-handed children.

> >

> >

> > /3/ What You Can Do To Help

> >

> > /a/ Buy and wear our official D.L.H.N. buttons - also give

some

> > to your friends and relatives who have left-handedness in their

> > families. Pin one on a child with left-handedness, and you'll

really

> > make the kid's day! Each button shows a left hand, a red slash

> across

> > it (the international " Forbidden " symbol), and the

> caption " D.L.H.N -

> > Destroy Left-Handedness Now. " The original template of this

button

> was

> > hand-made specially for us, using the right hand only,

by " Freddy, "

> > the D.L.H.N. International Poster Child. Doctors diagnosed

> > five-year-old Freddy as incurably left-handed. Fortunately, his

> > concerned parents called D.L.H.N. immediately. Today, after 10

years

> > of special D.H.L.N training, he can no longer use his left hand

for

> > anything whatsoever. His right hand still does not perform very

> well,

> > but at least Freddy is no longer a person with left-handedness.

> Every

> > day, Freddy's mom and dad praise the Lord for the D.H.L.N.-funded

> > Applied Handedness Analyst who finally made it clear to little

> Freddy

> > that if he didn't stop using his left hand the Analyst would have

to

> > start providing sensory stimulation with a much, much bigger

cattle

> > prod. So little Freddy quickly became right-handed for good, and

he

> > and his family have all joyously committed to lifelong training on

> > improving his new right-handed skills. We think that, in ten more

> > years, Freddy will be completely functional with his right hand.

> > Every day, Freddy and his family wear their D.L.H.N. buttons

> > with pride. You can, too.

> >

> > /b/ Refuse to listen to anyone who says that left-handedness

is,

> > or might be, somehow " okay. " They are not left-handed, so how can

> they

> > possibly know how it feels to have to live with the curse of

> > left-handedness? If someone says that he or she is left-handed

and

> has

> > nevertheless had a fulfilling life, or says that other lefties who

> > have had fulfilling lives, this only proves that the person is not

> > really left-handed or - at best - is only mildly left-handed.

> Someone

> > who had truly experienced the pain of left-handedness would not be

> > able to say such things.

> >

> > /c/ Give lots of money to our Applied Handedness Analysis

> > therapist-training foundation, and also to our Research Division

> which

> > is raising money to find an _in_utero_ test for detecting

> > left-handedness pre-natally. Parents can then have the choice of

> > preventing the birth of these strange and disquieting " mirror

> people. "

> > So give now! Eliminate left-handedness! It's the RIGHT thing to

do!

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > Yours for better letters,

> > Kate Gladstone

> > Handwriting Repair and the World Handwriting Contest

> > handwritingrepair@

> > http://learn.to/handwrite,

> http://www.global2000.net/handwritingrepair

> > 325 South Manning Boulevard

> > Albany, New York 12208-1731 USA

> > telephone 518/482-6763

> > AND REMEMBER ...

> > you can order books through my site!

> > (Amazon.com link -

> > I get a 5% - 15% commission on each book sold)

> >

>

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I can hardly use my left hand, so I could imagine if it were the

other way around!

> >

> > An attempt at humor ... dedicated to the people who want to Cure

us

> Now ...

> >

> >

> > DESTROY LEFT-HANDEDNESS NOW! -

> > a public service announcement

> > by D.L.H.N. International - The Voice Of Left-Handedness around

the

> world

> >

> >

> > /1/ Left-Handedness:

> > The Silent, Yucky, Disgusting, Scary, Yucky, Evil Epidemic of Evil

> > Scary Yuckiness.

> >

> > About 1 in 10 of children born since 1960 has a syndrome

known

> as

> > " left-handedness. " These " mirror people " function exactly

opposite

> to

> > normal humans. The presence of left-handers will therefore destroy

> > civilization and the human race unless we cure them now and

prevent

> > the future birth of all left-handed individuals. D.L.H.N. (Destroy

> > Left-Handedness Now), the voice of left-handedness around the

world,

> > has committed itself to the public health cause of eliminating

> > left-handedness in our lifetime. We can do it. You can help.

> >

> > /2/ What Left-Handedness Does, and Why You Should Feel Concerned

> >

> > /a/ Left-handedness encloses an otherwise normal boy or girl

> in a

> > shell of left-handed " mirror behaviors. " These behaviors, and the

> > " sinister skills " abilities that make them possible, prevent the

> > patient from living life normally as the normal, right-handed

child

> > who exists locked within the left-handed shell that we perceive.

The

> > same brain structure that causes left-handedness also typically

> > prevents the person who has left-handedness from accurately and

> > effectively communicating the simple fact that he or she wants and

> > needs to stop being left-handed. The communications attempted by a

> > person with left-handedness come out distorted and reversed,

> > reflecting the mental distortions and reversals of left-

handedness.

> > For instance, a child with left-handedness who cries when you hit

> his

> > or her left hand may actually mean to express joy rather than

pain

> at

> > the fact that you are providing the sensory input which will help

> him

> > or her become normal.

> >

> > /b/ Left-handedness is harmful to families because it makes

> > intelligent, aware parents feel bad about the " mirror child " that

> they

> > have produced instead of a real child. Left-handedness also

creates

> > tragic difficulties for parents, teachers, and even sports

coaches

> who

> > have to spend time modifying instructional methods anc equipment

in

> > order to enable a person with left-handedness to succeed in all

> > activities of daily living. The existence of left-handers

therefore

> > takes time and other precious resources away from rearing and

> teaching

> > our real, normal, right-handed children.

> >

> >

> > /3/ What You Can Do To Help

> >

> > /a/ Buy and wear our official D.L.H.N. buttons - also give

some

> > to your friends and relatives who have left-handedness in their

> > families. Pin one on a child with left-handedness, and you'll

really

> > make the kid's day! Each button shows a left hand, a red slash

> across

> > it (the international " Forbidden " symbol), and the

> caption " D.L.H.N -

> > Destroy Left-Handedness Now. " The original template of this

button

> was

> > hand-made specially for us, using the right hand only,

by " Freddy, "

> > the D.L.H.N. International Poster Child. Doctors diagnosed

> > five-year-old Freddy as incurably left-handed. Fortunately, his

> > concerned parents called D.L.H.N. immediately. Today, after 10

years

> > of special D.H.L.N training, he can no longer use his left hand

for

> > anything whatsoever. His right hand still does not perform very

> well,

> > but at least Freddy is no longer a person with left-handedness.

> Every

> > day, Freddy's mom and dad praise the Lord for the D.H.L.N.-funded

> > Applied Handedness Analyst who finally made it clear to little

> Freddy

> > that if he didn't stop using his left hand the Analyst would have

to

> > start providing sensory stimulation with a much, much bigger

cattle

> > prod. So little Freddy quickly became right-handed for good, and

he

> > and his family have all joyously committed to lifelong training on

> > improving his new right-handed skills. We think that, in ten more

> > years, Freddy will be completely functional with his right hand.

> > Every day, Freddy and his family wear their D.L.H.N. buttons

> > with pride. You can, too.

> >

> > /b/ Refuse to listen to anyone who says that left-handedness

is,

> > or might be, somehow " okay. " They are not left-handed, so how can

> they

> > possibly know how it feels to have to live with the curse of

> > left-handedness? If someone says that he or she is left-handed

and

> has

> > nevertheless had a fulfilling life, or says that other lefties who

> > have had fulfilling lives, this only proves that the person is not

> > really left-handed or - at best - is only mildly left-handed.

> Someone

> > who had truly experienced the pain of left-handedness would not be

> > able to say such things.

> >

> > /c/ Give lots of money to our Applied Handedness Analysis

> > therapist-training foundation, and also to our Research Division

> which

> > is raising money to find an _in_utero_ test for detecting

> > left-handedness pre-natally. Parents can then have the choice of

> > preventing the birth of these strange and disquieting " mirror

> people. "

> > So give now! Eliminate left-handedness! It's the RIGHT thing to

do!

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > Yours for better letters,

> > Kate Gladstone

> > Handwriting Repair and the World Handwriting Contest

> > handwritingrepair@

> > http://learn.to/handwrite,

> http://www.global2000.net/handwritingrepair

> > 325 South Manning Boulevard

> > Albany, New York 12208-1731 USA

> > telephone 518/482-6763

> > AND REMEMBER ...

> > you can order books through my site!

> > (Amazon.com link -

> > I get a 5% - 15% commission on each book sold)

> >

>

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Kate,

Happy birthday in advance.

Regarding your comment: My father spent some time in a Catholic

school when he was younger and the nuns used to " convert " the

lefties. He was rightie, so it didn't matter to him...until he

married a leftie.

Then he lectured my mom on switching hands. My mom of course would

not change hands for the life of her. So my father let it go...

Until his daughter was born leftie. For a while he figured my sister

was " copying " mom, and he would switch pens and pencils from one

hand to the other to try to get her to write right handed.

Eventually, my mother was able to provide him with literature from a

source he respected that said handedness was neurologically

determined, and seldom if ever determined by choice.

Regardless, my sister's handwriting is generally poor. I presonally

attribute this to my father spending so many years messing up her

mind by trying to get her to write right handed.

I can print with either hand and draw pictures with both of them at

the same time. But I notice that if I do this extensively, my right

hand's handwriting suffers for a short while.

Tom

Administrator

Also - as a handwriting instruction/remediation specialist (who turns

43 this Sunday), I have met and worked with a few adults *younger*

than me who have survived successful or partly successful attempts to

make them right-handed.

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Thanks.

She is still writing with her left hand but has been hounded so much

that she will not accept help from anyone now about improving her

writing.

I've decided to accept her handwriting as it is, and this has actually

caused her to grow a tad closer to me.

But if it does impair her work/career in a way that causes her to want

to improve her handwriting, I will refer her to you.

Tom

Administrator

If your sister ever wants handwriting help, let me know. I work more

often with adults/teens than with children, and I've worked with a

number of " successfully " or unsuccessfully switched left-handers.

Yours for better letters,

Kate Gladstone

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Thanks.

She is still writing with her left hand but has been hounded so much

that she will not accept help from anyone now about improving her

writing.

I've decided to accept her handwriting as it is, and this has actually

caused her to grow a tad closer to me.

But if it does impair her work/career in a way that causes her to want

to improve her handwriting, I will refer her to you.

Tom

Administrator

If your sister ever wants handwriting help, let me know. I work more

often with adults/teens than with children, and I've worked with a

number of " successfully " or unsuccessfully switched left-handers.

Yours for better letters,

Kate Gladstone

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