Guest guest Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Cows,Constitution,and Carlin" COWSIs it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our governmentcan track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to thestall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked hercalves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegalaliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all acow.CONSTITUTIONThey keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't wejust give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it'sworked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.TEN COMMANDMENTSThe real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse?You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges andpoliticians! It creates a hostile work environment!And Last but not least..... Carlin said it best about Martha .."Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson andKobe are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they takethe one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard,and haul her a** off to jail." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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