Guest guest Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Subject: [Fwd: Girls Night Out]>> Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful> and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiasticon Bacardi> Breezers. Incredibly drunk walking home they> needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.> One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her> panties and use them Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive> pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to> squat down next to grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she> proceeded to wipe with that After the girls did their business they> proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was> concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung> over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got> to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst . . . my wife came home with no> panties. "That's nothing" said the other husband, Mine came backwith acard> stuck to her ass that said "From all of us at the Fire> Station. We'll never forget you."__________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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