Re: Purina Diet

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hahahahaha roflanne <kanga2@...> wrote: I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time.

But that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story. Horrified, she asked if I woke up in the hospital because I had been poisoned. I told her no, that I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me. . Jackie

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HEHEHEHE ......

Purina Diet

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. But that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story. Horrified, she asked if I woke up in the hospital because I had been poisoned. I told her no, that I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.

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This was cute, but there can be an ounce of truth to

this---people eating pet food.

I used to work for a large publishing company. For a

week straight, I noticed in our kitchenette there was

an empty can of cat food with a fork in it.

The company was located in a high traffic business

complex, so I figured no one was feeding a cat

outside.

For a couple weeks I hung around the kitchenette at

lunch time to see who would be the can owner. We had a

lot of foreign tech people working there and I

thought, perhaps, it was a cultural thing to eat this

stuff. In different countries, what are normal eats

for one group is bizarre to another.

Low and behold, it was one of our senior editors. The

guy was making loads of money, always came into the

office unkept, food-stained t-shirts with holes in

them, etc.

He was eating the cat food, because it was a " cheap

meal. " I'm gonna hate to see this guy in his

retirement years.......

Gav

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yuk! wonder what would make someone who can afford to eat well do that?Z King <gavriella_rachel@...> wrote: This was cute, but there can be an ounce of truth tothis---people eating pet food.I used to work for a large publishing company. For aweek straight, I noticed in our kitchenette there wasan empty can of cat food with a fork in it.The company was located in a high traffic businesscomplex, so I figured no one was feeding a catoutside.For a couple weeks I hung around the

kitchenette atlunch time to see who would be the can owner. We had alot of foreign tech people working there and Ithought, perhaps, it was a cultural thing to eat thisstuff. In different countries, what are normal eatsfor one group is bizarre to another.Low and behold, it was one of our senior editors. Theguy was making loads of money, always came into theoffice unkept, food-stained t-shirts with holes inthem, etc.He was eating the cat food, because it was a "cheapmeal." I'm gonna hate to see this guy in hisretirement years.......Gav__________________________________________________