FW: Priceless!!!

[Guest guest]

Jack

wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas

party.

Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like

alcohol

at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.

As

bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had

to

force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple

of

aspirins

next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a

single

red rose!

Jack

sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He

looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly

clean.

So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he

sees

a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.

Then

he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red

with

little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

" Honey,

breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make

you

your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian "

He

stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,

steaming

hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the

table,

eating.

Jack

asks, " Son... what happened last night? "

" Well,

you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell

over

the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and

got

that

black eye when you ran into the door. "

Confused

he asked his son, " So, why is everything in such perfect order

and

so

clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?? "

His

son replies, " Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when

she

tried

to take your pants off, you screamed, " Leave me alone, lady, I'm

married! "

Broken

Coffee Table $39.99

Hot

Breakfast $4.20

Two

Aspirins $.38

Saying

the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS!!!