An Old Cowboy..................................

[Guest guest]

old cowboyAn old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.As he sat sipping his drink,a young woman sat down next to him.She turned to the cowboy andasked, "Are you a real cowboy?"He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life,breaking colts, working cows,going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves,cleaning my barn, fixing flats,working on tractors, and feeding my dogs,so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend mywhole day thinking about women. As soonas I get up in the morning,I think about women. When I shower,I think about women. When I watch TV,I think about women. I eventhink about women when I eat.It seems that everything makes me think of women."The two sat sipping in silence.A little while later, a man sat downon the other side of the old cowboyand asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"He replied, "I always thought I was,but I just found out I'm a lesbian."Kathy Brunow