morning yucks

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the morning yucks

Good morning and I'll bet we could come up with more of these...C & G

It's that time of year again:> > The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again> asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,> alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one> letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this> year's winners.> > Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people> that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone> layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking> down in the near future.> > Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which> renders the subject financially impotent for an> indefinite period.> > Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very> high.> > Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of> sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.> > Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when> you are running late.> > Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.> > Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one> got extra credit.)> > Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is> sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And> then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a> serious bummer.> > Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting> through the day consuming only things that are good> for you.> > Glibido (v): All talk and no action.> > Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to> seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.> > Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed> just after you've accidentally walked through a> spider web.> > Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that> gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and> cannot be cast out.> > Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding> half a grub in the fruit you're eating.>

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