Guest guest Posted May 27, 2003 Report Share Posted May 27, 2003 In a message dated 5/27/2003 10:37:58 PM Pacific Daylight Time, mjs93311@... writes: > I was asleep in a chair in the living room and a fart woke me up. Thought > I did a dirty deed right in the chair. Jumped up in a careful panic. I know what you mean about a careful panic -- I've had a few of those, thinking did I or didn't I (wahhhhhh -- I don't want to check)! LOL Hugs and blessings, Ann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 27, 2003 Report Share Posted May 27, 2003 In a message dated 5/27/2003 10:41:56 PM Pacific Daylight Time, sonofmosiah@... writes: > I have produced a few that went on longer than Gone With the Wind. Been there, done that -- truly amazing sounds and things emanate from our bodies at times! Still laughing and crying, Ann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 27, 2003 Report Share Posted May 27, 2003 In a message dated 5/27/2003 10:45:04 PM Pacific Daylight Time, mjs93311@... writes: > but I saw the look in his eyes when he realized I was so much older than > him. Sigh... > > MartaSolitaire Age is only a state of mind -- he couldn't have been the " right guy " if age mattered! Hugs and blessings, Ann (who is thinking that MartaSolitaire has been scarred for life by one of my rude comments...and that if she waits long enough, Marta will find Mr. Right -- of course looking in places other than her patient files would be a good thing...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 27, 2003 Report Share Posted May 27, 2003 Marta, you made me spew the flat, diet cherry Pepsi all over the place! Thanks for the GREAT laugh. I've never awakened myself with a fart, but I have produced a few that went on longer than Gone With the Wind. Re: we so fonny That's okay, here's another funny one for you: I was asleep in a chair in the living room and a fart woke me up. Thought I did a dirty deed right in the chair. Jumped up in a careful panic. Marta Yes, I had spaghetti for supper...Beano, do your thing! Quickly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 28, 2003 Report Share Posted May 28, 2003 If you take a class, they are all jail bait--trust me, I'm there! If you go to church, remember, God has a WICKED sense of humour -- so be prepared for anything. Re: we so fonny Ann, I need to take a, ugh! class or something. I don't meet men. They are either patients or someone I work with. Marta Hmmm should I start going to church or would God see through my ploy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 28, 2003 Report Share Posted May 28, 2003 > Marta > Hmmm should I start going to church or would God see through my ploy? =================== Just as long as it does not conflict with our Sunday Pool Party I don't think God Cares. Innocent grin Jo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 28, 2003 Report Share Posted May 28, 2003 " Innocent,: my foot! Re: we so fonny > Marta > Hmmm should I start going to church or would God see through my ploy? =================== Just as long as it does not conflict with our Sunday Pool Party I don't think God Cares. Innocent grin Jo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 28, 2003 Report Share Posted May 28, 2003 > " Innocent,: my foot! ======================= Uhhh...Jim...are you trying to imply something? Proclaiming innocence right up to the chamber doors. Jo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 28, 2003 Report Share Posted May 28, 2003 > That's okay, here's another funny one for you: I was asleep in a chair in the living room and a fart woke me up. Thought I did a dirty deed right in the chair. Jumped up in a careful panic. > > Marta > Yes, I had spaghetti for supper...Beano, do your thing! Quickly! >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`` I hope it wasn't the big chair,God that is one comfortable chair.. Pat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 28, 2003 Report Share Posted May 28, 2003 > Jim, > > God is humorous. Once I prayed to meet an older man and He sent the most immature piece of work you could even imagine! He was ten years older than me, by the calendar, however. Grrr... > > Marta > Who always dated younger men after that! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~` Marta, There is nothing wrong with younger men, from someone who has been there, done that...Just can't remember when...lol Pat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 28, 2003 Report Share Posted May 28, 2003 In a message dated 5/28/2003 12:59:32 AM Central Daylight Time, mjs93311@... writes: > Marta > Hmmm should I start going to church or would God see through my ploy? > Or Maybe God would help with your ploy?? in Bama http://hometown.aol.com/mdl1031/myhomepage/profile.html Surgery- RNY to DS revision on12/6 -377.5 12/17 - 346.5 ( minus 31lbs) 01/15- 338.1 (minus 39.1lbs) 02/12-330.0 (minus 47.5 lbs) 04/06- 324.3 (minus 53.2 lbs) 05/02- 311 (minus 66.5 lbs) 05/12- 304.8 (minus 72.7 lbs)-BMI now 48 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 28, 2003 Report Share Posted May 28, 2003 In a message dated 5/28/2003 12:47:40 PM Central Daylight Time, moobabies@... writes: > Uhhh...Jim...are you trying to imply something? > > Proclaiming innocence right up to the chamber doors. > Jo > > Yeah Jo and your kids are immaculately concieved, Right?? Where's the fun in that?? I was innocent once....... in Bama http://hometown.aol.com/mdl1031/myhomepage/profile.html Surgery- RNY to DS revision on12/6 -377.5 12/17 - 346.5 ( minus 31lbs) 01/15- 338.1 (minus 39.1lbs) 02/12-330.0 (minus 47.5 lbs) 04/06- 324.3 (minus 53.2 lbs) 05/02- 311 (minus 66.5 lbs) 05/12- 304.8 (minus 72.7 lbs)-BMI now 48 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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