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A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He

wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she

could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any stripped down, beat up old

truck,

but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

" Look! " she said. " I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4

seconds

or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me. "

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services will be at Downing funeral home on Monday the 12th, due to

the

condition of the body; this will be a closed casket service. Please

send your donations to the 'Think before you say things to your wife

foundation'.

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