morning funny

[Guest guest]

During a visit to the mental hospital,

I asked the Director how do you determine whether

or not a patient should be institutionalized?

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub,

then we offer a teaspoon,

a teacup and a bucket to the patient

and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' I said.

'A normal person would use the bucket

because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.

Do you want a bed near the window?