FW: BEST LIVING WILL-MAXINE

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The best Living Will I've Seen I,_______ ___________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:Glass of wineChocolateMargarita

SexiCold Beer ChocolateChicken fried steakCream gravy SexMexican foodChocolate

French Fries

Pizza Chocolate

SexIce creamCup of teaChocolateChocolateSexChocolate It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed

person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!

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