Re: poop party

[Guest guest]

... thanks for letting me vent, now i can go give

> her a hug

> without strangling the crapt outta her.....leah

>

> ------------------------

Leah,

SOunds like there is none left. Here is my poop story for the day. Matt

flushed a pencil down the toilet about 2 weeks ago. I have been trying to

wait until it dissolved and would go on down. I have been plunging that

damn toilet 6 times a day. Each time you flush, it takes 5-6 flushes,

with me plunging, to get just pee to go down. I went to the grocery store

this afternoon, when I came home, the house smelled. Of course, no one

had plunged, but there was a mess from plunging all over. I tried for 1/2

hour, and nothing was moving in this toilet. Finally, I told hubby I had

enough, I was calling a plumber to come tonight! He was here for a total

of 6 minutes (Total time in my house, including writing the bill,

accepting the check and calling for the next place to go, and unclogging

a pencil and a SOCK from the toilet. Now, I get to scrub the bathroom all

down with clorox as it really stinks!!!

-sister in poop patrol!

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[Guest guest]

lol,leah, im having the same week here, nahtans behaviors remains out of

control, got some fill in doc who knew nothing and really upset me, i made

sure all the other docs knew of his BIG mistake, i wont take that crap, they

upped his clomipramine again, no at 100mg, and seeing nothing stop or improve

but the groping, and he keeps destroying his room, peeingand pooping on the

floor, i even went and borrowed a bed side comode from the loan closet, and

he pees in it but keeps turning it over and pulling apart and upside down his

CPAP, stripping his bed down to nothing or else wtting the bed, and if wears

a pull up he shreads it all over his room after he has peed in it, uuuh, but

if he wears underwear during the day he keeps smearing bm in them and

wrecking them not to mention PU! His arms are awful looking all those bite

marks, and yeaterday he went to plop on his beanbag, and wacked his forhead

on the edge of the tv, now has a huge bump and slit going down his forhead,

they keep sending him home from school with lame excuse, crying all

afternoon, wont work, a 99.? temp, with no other symptoms, the other day i

cried for hours, before falling asleep--after spending a good hour (after

working all noc, thensending boys to school) scrubbing the crap out of the

carpet, and there still is some light brown stain but i cant find anymore of

the Totally Toddler that is excellent to rid of bm/pee/spit up, odors and

stains, i use to get it at walmart but since they built the super one, i cant

find it, and in need of a case, plus a case of beer,lol, i wish. thanks for

letting me vent i needed that. shawna.

[Guest guest]

{{{Leah}}} I am so sorry that happened to you. Sounds like we both had an

eventful weekend. But look on the good side, today is MONDAY and the kids

are at school! WOOHOO!

Jeannie

Mom to Mark and , who are not out of bed just yet...

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 11/19/00 9:25:04 PM Pacific Standard Time,

stolzfamily@... writes:

<< -sister in poop patrol! >>

ROFLMBO! I am feeling better already, I know I am not alone. We have had a

couple days since our last smear episode...Not even looking forward to the

next.

Jeannie

Mom to Mark and

[Guest guest]

hehhehhehe, im with you, as of 830am this morning im kid free for awhile

anyways. keep our fingers crossed school doesnt call or send nathan home.

[Guest guest]

lmao jeannie, i agree woohoo to school...heheheh i took ashton to school, she

missed bus because she was comotose...lmao wouldnt move a muscle...lmao

finally bribed her with breakfast at mcdonalds..hate to see her

cholesterol..... but i stayed an hour with her and she was going

great......so now back to work.....hope mark h as a great day and you get

some sanity salvation time....hehe take care, leah

[Guest guest]

Leah,

I hear you! Sometimes I look at that kind of mess with and just feel

like, I QUIT! I don't want to clean up this mess....I don't even know where

to begin. I just feel like walking out and closing the door behind me! That

said...then I clean it up! Hang in there and know that we understand

that frustration!

Terry

Mom to , 13 yrs.

[Guest guest]

lmao terry......but if i close that door and let the crapt fester....its

harder than hell to go back in and clean up....heheeh i am renting a steam

machine today...used to have a carpet cleaner, but the damn thing

broke.....maybe i will buy myself a maid for a day.....that would make me

soooooooooVERY VERY HAPPY......LMAO TAKE CARE, LEAH

[Guest guest]

Yeah Leah....the sad truth is that we know that sooner or later we will be

the ones to clean up that crap (pardon the pun, ha!) We don't get a lot of

volunteers that say, " Here, let me get that for ya! " LOL

Terry

[Guest guest]

hheheheh shawna, turn on your machine, put earplugs in your ears, turn on the

kenny g, take a hot bath and hit the sack....... you deserve it, hell we all

do....lmao leah-who is enjoying her peace and quiet

[Guest guest]

lmao terry,

hell my own hubby even tries to take cover when there is a poop mess to be

dealt with.., and it's his daughter too. yeah right,,,,,,,,moms do all the

pooppie duty

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 11/20/00 11:53:59 AM Eastern Standard Time,

r.mark.miedema@... writes:

<<

HEY, I'm telling my wife that's not a dad duty ANYMORE. Some how I don't

think she will believe me. >>

LOL Mark. Well, I have to say that I'm blessed. Between dh and my kids,

they all go and grab the bucket of Lysol and pitch in. Cept the 19 year old

that is; he's not quite ready for that yet...LOL

Maddie has actually been pretty good with staying out of her diaper (Knock on

Wood). I know I've probably jinxed myself now!! HOwever, the soap

eating is driving me crazy. We can't ever have soap in our dishes. And

yesterday while I was out at a school function and Maddie was home with dh

and kids, she apparently got into a bag of cheesies (you all know what THAT

looks like thanks to the infamous pic) and no one washed her hands. So today

I am running from bathroom to bathroom cleaning all the orange off the soap

dishes and sinks......LOL

Donna

P.S. {{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}} to all dealing with this. Goodness knows,

I KNOW!!!!

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 11/20/00 2:28:59 PM Eastern Standard Time,

loyd.heimbruch@... writes:

<< Sometimes when Mom gives him his bath, he decides that the bathtub is

really a very large potty, and does his job in the bathtub. He then throws

as much of it as he can out of the tub. In these instances, it suddenly

become Dad's job to finish the bath. :-( At least there's no carpet, only a

washable floor mat, and the rest is easily cleanable or goes down the drain.

>>

Lloyd, We're soul mates!!!!! Maddie (7 on the 29th) is QUEEN of doing her

business in the bathtub!!! I have to say that I really despise cleaning out

the stuff from the tub. Specially when you thought you had the kid all

clean!!! LOL My older kids are so helpful when it comes to scrubbing the

furniture and carpeting, but when it happens in the tub, guess who they all

yell for!!!! MOM!!!! Or DAD!!!!! Somebody that will do the job...LOLOL

Donna

[Guest guest]

Hi Lloyd,

I have to hand it to you....Cleaning up poop is definitely NOT a family

affair at our house! has relieved himself in the bathtub on numerous

occasions. Actually, I think it relaxes him and he is able to

go....considering that he has really severe chronic constipation problems, I

suppose it's sort of a blessing when he can go! The bathtub isn't so bad,

although it's hard to navigate him and drain the bathtub sometimes if it's

really a mess. It's the " smearing " that gets to be a real bummer! He is so

quick. One minute he is occupied with a video or whatever, and the next

there is poop everywhere! My husband gags and the only other kid we have

left at home is our 17 yr. old son who is definitely not into cleaning up

poop! LOL He has done it if we aren't home and he is taking care of

but not if we are here. And yes, without being graphic, we have had some

pretty hillarious moments in spite of the incredible mess! You have to have

a sense of humor to deal with this stuff! LOL

Terry

Mom to , 13 yrs.

[Guest guest]

mark, if she is a smartwomen,then she will not take dad's deleted from poop

duty as an excuse....lmao take care, leah

[Guest guest]

HEY, I'm telling my wife that's not a dad duty ANYMORE. Some how I don't

think she will believe me.

>>> vainclusion4all@... 11/20/00 08:29AM >>>

lmao terry,

hell my own hubby even tries to take cover when there is a poop mess to be

dealt with.., and it's his daughter too. yeah right,,,,,,,,moms do all the

pooppie duty

-

[Guest guest]

LMAO DONNA, this is to funny and loyd too....nice to see some men in our

gaggle of moms...hehehe i guess i can't do any men-bashing...... lmao i love

my dh so.... i hate cleaning poop outta the bathtub, its smeary and wet and

goody.......yuck

[Guest guest]

You guys sound like you need a funny " mess " story. It's not poop, but here

goes. When was a baby, I left the baby powder out. is very good

at finding things I don't want him to have. I think this might have been before

we went on vacation (so before the diet). He got a hold of it and decided to

make his room look like a winter wonderland. There was baby powder

EVERYWHERE!!. Has anyone ever tried to get baby powder up from tile floors?

Even mopping takes a while. I walked in and almost " ice skated " across his

floor. And I got to yell at DH, because he was the one who left it down within

reach.

Loriann

Wife to Dewight

Mom to , 10 years, DS-ASD, ADHD, ODD, possibly to lose all but DS and gain

Celiac

And , 17 months and Strong Willed

[Guest guest]

Loriann,

Matt has dusted the room with baby powder numerous times. It literally

takes weeks for it all to settle out of the air. However, in the mean

time, I must admit, the room smells SOOOOOO good! And Matt still does it,

at age 10. We hide the powder from him. (My mom uses some in her shoes

once in a while)

S

On Mon, 20 Nov 2000 07:04:44 -1000 " Lori " <hsmyangel@...>

writes:

> You guys sound like you need a funny " mess " story. It's not poop,

> but here goes. When was a baby, I left the baby powder out.

> is very good at finding things I don't want him to have. I

> think this might have been before we went on vacation (so before the

> diet). He got a hold of it and decided to make his room look like a

> winter wonderland. There was baby powder EVERYWHERE!!. Has anyone

> ever tried to get baby powder up from tile floors? Even mopping

> takes a while. I walked in and almost " ice skated " across his

> floor. And I got to yell at DH, because he was the one who left it

> down within reach.

>

>

> Loriann

> Wife to Dewight

> Mom to , 10 years, DS-ASD, ADHD, ODD, possibly to lose all but

> DS and gain Celiac

> And , 17 months and Strong Willed

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

arnet our kids brilliant, they got it all figured out!! we all have to bribe

our kids one way or another at one time or another to get to do just about

anything, even nathan has to be offered something he really likes to do about

any task that requires some effort on his part, he did shock me tonight, i

told him his turn for dishes and he goes " ok, allllriiight " and does them

with no needed intervention or reminders to stay on task he deffinately got a

pop after that, and watched a video his choice. When i was growing up if i

refused to do my chores or general tasks i would of got my butt beat or

something, but our generation of parents are much different, and i think our

children are much happier becuase of that. shawna.

[Guest guest]

At 08:49 AM 11/20/00 -0800, you wrote:

>HEY, I'm telling my wife that's not a dad duty ANYMORE. Some how I don't

>think she will believe me.

Doesn't work at our house, Mark. Shouldn't work at yours either. Nee ner

nee ner neeeeee ner!

Poop is a family affair here.

[Guest guest]

heeeey, we try to take turns at our house but as the mom i still get majority

of poopy duty, but my hubby does occasionally help scrub and deoderize.

[Guest guest]

lol, thats a cute one, bet it was hard to breath cleaning that up, but at

least it smells sweet,lol,

[Guest guest]

hi loyd and andrew, oh yes the tub, we still occasionally have a tub

accident, and nathan knows better, he just mooom eeew gross yuckie. He knows

he is in trouble, often starts crying when i reprimand him.

[Guest guest]

Hi!

My name is Loyd and my son was recently diagnosed with Autism a few weeks

ago, in addition to Down Syndrome. Just thought I would chime in on the poop

party.

We have been trying to potty train for about 2 years now. seems

to have the most success at using the potty just before or just after his bath.

Sometimes when Mom gives him his bath, he decides that the bathtub is really a

very large potty, and does his job in the bathtub. He then throws as much of it

as he can out of the tub. In these instances, it suddenly become Dad's job to

finish the bath. :-( At least there's no carpet, only a washable floor mat,

and the rest is easily cleanable or goes down the drain.

Loyd

Devoted Husband to Priscilla

Dad to 11, 9, and 5 ()

Yes, they are all boys :-) lots of bouncing in our house!