Guest guest Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 I have it on advisement that Irish snakes are altruistic, not autistic. There's a big difference there, but I'm not sure what that difference is. Perhaps just a few spelling letters or it might be some other forest animals find shedded Irish snake skin useful for carrying things or they find an extra layer of shedded Irish snake skin suitable for protection on cold, wintry days. Also, it seems that WHO is running out of potentially lethal animal influenzas. With bird flu now a lame duck I nominate snake flu as the next major WHO player. Aside from potentially spreading reptilian influenza to humans CDC could suggest snake bite vaccine for when a swarm of migratory snakes descend on populous areas after the flu season is over. The added value is CDC could then qualify snake bites under flu morbidity and mortality rates. You may laugh now, but snakes are on the road every day. We can all see them so they must be on the move somewhere, but where will they strike next? It's only a matter of time before their fangs evolve into steel-belt penetrating strength. When that happens we're doomed. DOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEED! [sPAM?] The developing Indian Holocaust (was Re: Autism Speaks Research Only Irish snakes are autistic, silly. Besides, every importanthistorical figure with a strange personality was autistic, fromGhangis Khan to Yoko Ono to Lucy O'Ball to Babe Ruth. Did I mention Love?Lennyps. All Irish snakes are also homosexual.> >> > Actually, I think the pre-1943 there were plenty of artistic > Indians, just not any autistic Indians. The diagnosticians are > spelling-challenged!> > > > Screws up everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 I can believe Love. [sPAM?] The developing Indian Holocaust (was Re: Autism Speaks Research Only Irish snakes are autistic, silly. Besides, every importanthistorical figure with a strange personality was autistic, fromGhangis Khan to Yoko Ono to Lucy O'Ball to Babe Ruth. Did I mention Love?Lennyps. All Irish snakes are also homosexual.> >> > Actually, I think the pre-1943 there were plenty of artistic > Indians, just not any autistic Indians. The diagnosticians are > spelling-challenged!> > > > Screws up everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 Makes me happy that I never went to the doctor after being bitten by a Black Widow. It did eventually get infected, but I would prefer antibiotics any day to one of these products! > > > > > > > > Actually, I think the pre-1943 there were plenty of artistic > > > Indians, just not any autistic Indians. The diagnosticians are > > > spelling-challenged! > > > > > > > > Screws up everything. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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