Re: Interpandemic Flu!

[Guest guest]

LOL!!!

I don't know if anyone else has seen this:

http://www.hhs.gov/pandemicflu/plan/sup10.html

On the homepage it says: AVIANFLU.GOV

PANDEMICFLU.GOV

GET INFORMED - BE PREPARED

(The theme music from 'Jaws' is playing in my head)

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> dahling...sorry...seasonal flu is just not scary enough.

>

> 8/26/2004, DR. ANTHONY FAUCI, DIR, National Institute of Allergy and

> Infectious Diseases, may have given birth to the new phrase here:

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> " Well, if you have a pandemic and the vaccine -- right now, for

> example, the vaccine that's being made that we just heard about is

the

> vaccine for an interpandemic flu, or the regular seasonal flu that we

> have. " http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0408/26/ldt.00.html

>

[Guest guest]

I've already heard the rumblings for next year's terrifying illness...

The INNIEOUTTIE TRANSCONTINENTAL FLU!!!.

It afflicts all those with ANY kind of belly button!! Innie or

outtie!!! Pharmaceutical companies are already scrambling to develop

the perfect vaccine to prevent this one from spreading to those in

other stratospheres.

PS...due to this potentially lifethreatening illness which is headed

our way...women are advised to avoid piercings in that region. If you

MUST pierce...a thimerasol-laced anticeptic wash is available. Contact

the CDC for availability

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> dahling...sorry...seasonal flu is just not scary enough.

>

> 8/26/2004, DR. ANTHONY FAUCI, DIR, National Institute of Allergy and

> Infectious Diseases, may have given birth to the new phrase here:

>

> " Well, if you have a pandemic and the vaccine -- right now, for

> example, the vaccine that's being made that we just heard about is the

> vaccine for an interpandemic flu, or the regular seasonal flu that we

> have. " http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0408/26/ldt.00.html

>