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Vaccines: The Weird, The Wild and The Hilarious

Citations:

Sometimes there are articles published about the

strangest facts related to vaccines that defies

our imagination and ability to understand them.

They were written seriously by well-meaning

scientific persons, but their titles can be seen

differently. Some are funny, some are sad and

some are purely scientific folly. See if you can

figure these out:

* Pathel, JC, et al, " Tetanus Following

Vaccination Against Small-pox " , J Pediatr, Jul

1960; 27:251-263. [Now you need a tetanus

vaccination!]

* Favez, G, " Tuberculous Superinfection

Following a Smallpox Re-Vaccination " , Praxis,

July 21, 1960; 49:698-699. [super means

large/big/great!]

* Bonifacio, A et al, " Traffic Accidents as

an expression of " Iatrogenic damage " , Minerva

Med, Feb 24, 1971, 62:735-740. [but officer I was

just vaccinated!]

* Baker, J et al, " Accidental Vaccinia:

Primary Inoculation of a Scrotum " , Clin Pediatr

(Phila), Apr 1972, 11:244-245. [Ooops, the needle

slipped.]

* , K, " Danger of Sunburn Following

Vaccination " , Papua New Guinea Med J, Dec 1977,

20(4):203. [Are vaccines phototoxic?]

* Stroder, J, " Incorrect Therapy in

Children " , Folia Clin Int (Barc), Feb 1966,

16:82-90. [Agreed.]

* Wehrle PF, " Injury associated with the use

of vaccines, " Clin Ther 1985;7(3):282-284.

[Dah!]

* Alberts ME, " When and where will it stop " ,

Iowa Med 1986 Sep; 76(9):424. [When!]

* Breiman RF, Zanca JA, " Of floors and

ceilings -- defining, assuring, and communicating

vaccine safety " , Am J Public Health 1997

Dec;87(12):1919-1920. [What is in between floors

and ceilings?]

* , AM, et al, " Aetiology of Childhood

Leukaemia " , Lancet, 16 Oct, 1965, 2:789-790.

* , ST, " Hutchinson On Vaccination

Syphilis (Hutchinson, J) " , Arch Derm, (Chic), May

1969, 99:529-535. [Vaccinations and STDs!]

* Mather, C, " Cotton Mather Anguishes Over

the Consequences of His Son’s Inoculation Against

Smallpox " , Pediatrics, May 1974; 53:756. [is it

for or against?]

* Thoman M, " The Toxic Shot Syndrome " , Vet

Hum Toxicol, Apr 1986, 28(2):163-166. [Animals

are not exempt from vaccination damage either!]

* , RH, et al, " Nosocomial Vaccinia

Infection " , West J Med, Oct 1976, 125(4):266-270.

[Nosocomial means a disease acquired in a

doctor’s office or hospital.]

* Heed, JR, " Human Immunization With Rabies

Vaccine in Suckling Mice Brain, " Salud Publica,

May-Jun 1974, 16(3): 469-480. [Have you had your

suckling mice brains today?]

* Tesovic, G et al, " Aseptic Meningitis after

Measles, Mumps and Rubella Vaccine " , Lancet, Jun

12, 1993, 341(8859):1541. [AM has same symptoms

as poliomyelitis!]

* Buddle, BM et al, " Contagious Ecthyma

Virus-Vaccination Failures " , Am J Vet Research,

Feb 1984, 45(2):263-266.

* Freter, R et al, " Oral Immunization And

Production of Coproantibody in Human Volunteers " ,

J Immunol, Dec 1963, 91:724-729. [Guess what

copro- means .... Feces.]

* NA, " Vaccination, For and Against " , 1964,

Belg T Geneesk, 20:125-130. [is it for or

against?]

* Sahadevan, MG et al, " Post-vaccinal

Myelitis " , J Indian Med Ass, Feb 16, 1966,

46:205-206. [Did I mention myelitis?]

* Castan, P et al, " Coma Revealing an acute

Leukosis in a child, 15 days after an Oral

Anti-poliomyelitis Vaccination, " Acta Neurol

Bekg, May 1965, 65:349-367. [Coma from vaccines!]

* Stickl, H, et al, " Purulent [pus]

meningitides Following Smallpox Vaccination. On

the Problem of Post- Vaccinal Decrease of

Resistance " , Deutsch Med Wschr, Jul 22, 1966,

91:1307-1310. [Vaccines are the injection of

viruses cultured from pus ... ]

* Haas, R, et al, " Studies on the Occurrence

of Viremia Following Oral Poliomyelitis

Vaccination with Sabin Type I Strain LSC2ab " ,

Deutsch Med Wschr, Mar 4, 1968, 91:385-389.

[Vaccines contains viruses!]

* Converse, J L, et al, " Control of Tissue

Reactions in monkeys vaccinated with Viable

Coccidioides immitis by prevaccination with

killed Coccidioides immitis " , J Bact, Sept 1965,

90:783-788.

* Motelunas, LI et al, " The Potential

Epidemiological Hazard of Parental Transmission

of Epidemic Hepatitis as the Result of

Vaccination, " Zh Mikrobiol, Nov 1965, 42:105-108.

[Hazard Plus!]

* Krudusz, J, " Effect of Vaccinotherapy on

the Sedimentation Rate and On the Hematocrit " ,

Klin Oczna, 1967, 37:191-195. [ESR is indication

of health!]

* Pop, A, " Production of Laboratory Animals

for the Production of Serums and Vaccines, " Arch

Roum Path Exp Mocrobiol, 1967, 23:423-430.

[Animal research for vaccine production!]

* Espmark, A, " The Composition of Vaccines

With Reference to Potentially Injurious

Allergens " , Lakartidningen, Nov 3, 1965,

62:3662-3667. [Vaccines are Potentially Injurious

Allergens!]

* DeRenzi, S, et al, " Damage Caused by

Vaccine Therapy and Serotherapy " , Clin Ter, Sept

30, 1966, 38:497-500. [Damage Caused by

Vaccines!]

* , J, " Iatrogenic Malaria, " New Zeal

Med J, Feb 1970, 71:88-89. [Malaria caused by the

doctor!]

* Prakken, JR, " Syphilization " , Nederl T

Geneesk, Jun 13, 1970, 114:1019-1023. [syphilis!]

* Damert, C et al, " Hygenical and

Bacteriological Inspection of the Execution of

Vaccination, " Z Gesamite Hyg, Jul 1974,

20(7):439-442. [Hygiene means clean ... vaccine

hygiene = oxymoron!]

* Na, " Sibling Accidentally Vaccinates other

Following Inoculation " , Can Med Assoc J, Aug 4,

1973, 109:237. [i hate it when they let siblings

play with needles.]

* Opitz, B et al, " Prevention of Iatrogenic

Infections Following Vaccination " , Dtsch

Gesundheltsw, Jun 15, 1972, 27:1131-1136.

[Disease caused by the doctor!]

* Raff, MJ, " Progressive Vaccinia (Vaccinia

Gangrenosum) " , J Ky Med Assoc, Feb 1973,

71:92-95.

* Hanissian, AS et al, " Vasculitis and

Myositis Secondary to Rubella Vaccination " , Arch

Neurol, Mar 1973, 28:202-204. [Did I mention

vasculitis and myositis?]

* Cho, CT, et al, " Panencephalitis Following

Measles Vaccination " , JAMA, May 28, 1973,

224:1299. [The measles vaccination is given to

prevent pancephalitis; panencephalitis is a

demyelination disease, too.]

* Rubin, R H, et al, " Adverse Reactions to

Duck Embryo Rabies Vaccine. Range and Incidence, "

Ann Intern Med, May 1973, 78:643-649. [Adversion

to duck embryos, yuck!]

* Gunderman, JR, " Guillain-Barre Syndrome.

Occurrence Following Combined Mumps-Rubella

Vaccine " , Am J Disorder Child, Jun 1973,

125:834-835. [GBS is paralysis!]

* Hale, MS et al, " Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

Associated With Rubella Immunization " , Am J Phys

Med, Aug 1973, 52:189-194. [Did I mention Carpal

Tunnel Syndrome?]

* Provost, A et al, " Inopportune Cattle

Mucosal Diseases Associated With Rinderpest

Vaccine " , Bull Epizoot Afr, Dec 1972, 20:265-267.

[Those ... inopportune infections.]

* Budal, J, " Hazards of Prophylactic

Vaccination, " Orv Hetil, Sept 10, 1972,

113:2237-2240. [or " Prophylactic " Hazards!]

* Levenbuk, IS, et al, " A Morphological Study

of the Harmlessness of Live Dysentery Vaccines

From Streptomycin Dependent Mutants of Sh.

Flexnert " , ZH Mikrobiol Epidemiol Immunobiol, Feb

1972, 49:18-22. [Listed under Vaccinations

Adverse Reactions.]

* Arnold, H, " Our Vaccination Service is

Sick " , Oeff Egsundheitswes, Feb 1974, 36:133-134.

[Agree!]

* Spless, H, " Sterility of Vaccination Guns " ,

Dtsch Med Wochenschr, Jun 27, 1975,

100(26):1445-1446. [Make sure the gun is sterile,

because what is inside it isn’t.]

* Redey, B, " Self-Experiments with the

Ingestion of Various Bacteria " , Acta Microbiol

Acad Sci Hung, 1974, 21(1-2):45-62. [beyond the

call of duty for some scientists.]

* Webster, AC, " The Adverse Effect of

Environment on the Response to Distemper

Vaccination " , Aust Vet J, Oct 1975, 51(10):

488-490. [ " The terrain is everything " ...

Pasteur’s famous last words.]

* NA, " Vaccines Made From House-Dust Mites " ,

Drug Ther Bull, Apr 23, 1976, 14(9):35-36. [sic!]

* Levaditi, JC et al, " Local Tolerance of

Vaccines Adsorbed on Immuno-Stimulating

Substances " , Sem Hop Ther, Feb 1975,

51(2):117-118. [Tolerance and sensitization, not

immunity and immunization.]

* , Ta, " The Possibilities for

Application of the Canine Hookworm Vaccine

Technology to the Prevention and Control of

Hookworm Infection and Disease in Man " , In:

Nuclear Techniques in Helminthology Research,

Vienna, International Atomic Energy Agency, 1973.

[That could be great to control human heart

worms, too. We could also switch from going to

medical doctors to vets.]

* Borsche, A, " What are the Hazards of

Vaccinations in Childhood? " ZFA, May 10, 1976,

52(13):666-674. [Hazards are Plenty!]

* Starke, G, et al, " Requirements for the

Control of a Dog Kidney Cell-adapted Live Mumps

Virus Vaccine " , J Biol Stand, Apr 1974,

2(2):143-150. [DKC = Dog Kidney Cells]

* Garlick, P et al, " Stimulation of Protein

Synthesis and Breakdown By Vaccination " , Br Med

J, Jul 26, 1980, 281(6235):263-265. [Does not

sound like normal protein synthesis.]

* Weissmann, G, " In Quest of Fleck: Science

From the Holocaust " , Hosp Pract, Oct 1980,

15(10):48-49.52, 54-55 passim. [Which Holocaust

are they speaking of?]

* , Go, " Vaccines in Older Patients:

Combating the Risk of Mortality " , Geriatrics, Nov

1980, 35(11):55-57, 63-64. [Does not sound good

for the elderly ... it is your time to go ... I

mean go be vaccinated!]

* Sun, M, " Compensation for Victims of

Vaccines " , np, Feb 27, 1981, 211(4485):906-908.

[They call them victims, not patients.]

* Hillary, IB, et al, " Persistence of

antibody 10 years after Vaccination with Wistar

RA 27/3 Strain of Live Attenuated Rubella

Vaccine " , Br Med J, Jun 28, 1980,

280(6231):1580-1581. [RA 27/3 is made from

aborted fetus; means it was first used in 1970.]

* Frerichs, GN et al, " Estimation of Residual

Free Formaldehyde in Biological Products " , J Biol

Stand 1980; 8(2):139-144. [Take your choice to be

embalmed now or later ... oh I forgot to tell you

.... you don’t have a choice ... roll up your

sleeve.] [Formaldehyde is a carcinogen., but that

does not matter after you are dead. It just saves

them a step.]

* Ambs, E et al, " Tuberculous Abcess of the

Upper Arm With Regional Lymphadenitis as a

Consequence of Injection inTwo Siblings " , Med

Klin, July 7, 1967, 62:1050-1054. [it happened

twice, what a coincidence! Must be genetic!]

* , LE, " Communicating Hydrocephalus in

New born Hamsters and Cats Following Vaccinia

Virus infection " , J Neurosurg, Jun 1981,

54(6):767-772. [Hydrocephalus is similar to brain

swelling or " water on the brain " and vaccinia

virus is used in making vaccines.]

* Simon, J et al, " A new Model of Multiple

Sclerosis. Experimental Vaccinia Infection in the

Monkey " , Forschr Med, Nov 6, 1980,

98(41):1607-1611. [Links of vaccines to MS.]

* Barrie, H, " Campaign of Terror " , AM J

Disorder Child, Sept 1983, 137(9):922-923. [Qui

tu - Vaccination - Et Brutus?]

* Stickl, H, " Discussion on the Most

Favorable Age For Primary Smallpox Vaccination of

Children " , Monatsschr Kinderheilkd, Sept 1970,

118:541-544. [Answer - none!]

* Daugaard, J, " Adverse Effects of

Vaccination. The Liability of Physicians and The

objective Liability, " Nord Med, Jun 1972,

87:183-184. [Who is liable .... no one!]

* Conteras Poza L, et al, " An Unusual

Accident During Smallpox Vaccination:

Intramuscular Injection of the Lymph Vaccine " ,

Rev Sanid hig Publica (Madr) Oct 1971,

45:1017-1022. [i thought that vaccines were

supposed to be given IM.]

* Nosov, SD, et al, " Systematization of

Reactions Developing After Prophylactic

Vaccination " , Pediatria, Feb 1972, 51:10-15. [if

reactions can be systematized, they can be

predicted.]

* Remsey, " Iatrogenic [Doctor -caused]

Disease Caused by Vaccination " , Orv Hetil, Sept

1971, 112:2245.

* Stickl, H, " Estimation of Vaccination

Damage " , Med Welt, Oct 14, 1972, 23:1495-1497.

[safety?]

* Millichap JG, et al, " Etiology and

treatment of infantile spasms: current concepts,

including the role of DPT immunization, " Acta

Paediatr Jpn 1987 Feb; 29(1):54-60. [Did I

mention Infantile Spasms?]

* Mason, MM et al, " Toxicology and

Carcinogenesis of Various Chemicals Used in the

Preparation of Vaccines " , np, Jun 1971,

4:185-204.[Vaccines are not " toxic " or " cancer "

causing?]

* Michiels, J, " Harmful Effects of Common

Drugs on the Vital Apparatus. Agents of

Immunity. " Bull Sociologist Beige Ophtalmol,

1972, 160:467-483. [Listed under Vaccinations.]

* Knudsen, Rc, et al, " Difference in the

Protective Immunity of the tongue and feet [foot

and mouth] of Guinea Pigs Vaccinated with

Foot-and-Mouth [foot and mouth] Disease Virus

Type A12 Following intradermolingual and Footpad

[foot and mouth]Challenge " , Vet Microbiol, May

1982, 7(2):97-107. [some body put their foot in

their mouth!]

* Elliman, D, " Vaccination and Professional

Confusion " , Br Med J, Sept 15, 1990,

301(675):551. [Not just any confusion, but

Professional Confusion.]

* NA, " Risk Language Preferred By Mothers in

Considering a Hypothetical New Vaccine For Their

Children " , 1991, np, [it is all in how you say

it. Vaccines prevent disease and may cause death

sometimes ... or vaccines may prevent disease and

cause DEATH!]

* Levine, MM, " Non-target Effects of Live

Vaccines: Myth, Reality and Demagoguery, "

Development Biol Stand, 1995, 84:33-38.Vaccine

Myths- for sure; Demagogue - false gods!]

* Stickl, H, " No Negligence in Preventive

Vaccinations " , Fortschr Med, July 20, 1989,

107(21):14-15. [No negligence because they are

supposed to do that ... have adverse reactions

.... that is .]

* son, AI, et al, " Transmission of

Foot-and-mouth Disease by Vaccinated Cattle

Following Natural Challenge " , Research Vet Sci,

Jan 1989, 46(1):9-14. [Does that mean that the

vaccines di work, or that the cattle put their

foot in their mouth? How do they decide what is a

natural challenge after a cow is vaccinated with

the same virus?]

* Spier, RE, " Democratic Governments and

Vaccines " , Vaccine, Nov 1994, 12(15):1363. [Good,

let’s take a vote on vaccinations - after every

one is educated to their real adverse effects!]

* Cichutek, K, Nucleic Acid Immunizations " ,

Vaccine, Dec 1994, 12(16):1520-1525 (23 ref).

[Gene therapy could make auto-immune diseases

increase.]

* , NJ, et al, " Contraceptive

Vaccine Development " , Reprod Fertil Development,

1994, 6(3):273-280. [Why would they make a

contraceptive vaccine? Who would use such a

disasterous concoction? Vaccines prevent ....

children!]

* , JM, " Over-the-counter Sale of Drugs

and Vaccines, J AM Vet Med Assoc, Feb 1, 1995,

206(3):286. [i’ll take two DPTs, one MMR, and one

polio for the road; Oh and how about some Viagra,

Prozac and Ritalin .]

* Harte, PG et al, " Failure of Malaria

Vaccine in Mice Born to Immune Mothers " , Clin Exp

Immunol, Sept 1982 49(3):509-516. [Of Mice and

Mothers!]

* Editorial, " Are We Vaccinating without

Reason? " , Lakartidningen, Nov 27, 1974,

71(48):4915. [Could be! What is reasonable to a

three-year old?]

* Na, " The Hen’s Egg versus the Horse’s

Brain: ... " 1988, np, [Horse sense in making

vaccines!]

* Bonard, EC, " Is Vaccination Still

Necessary? " , Rev Med Suisse Romande, Oct 1987,

107(10):781-782. [Good question? Who are they

asking?]

* Forrester, HL, et al, " Inefficacy of

Pneumococcal vaccine in a High Risk Population, "

Am J Med, Sept 1987, 83(3): 425-430.

[ineffectiveness! We are all high risk ... at

risk of getting a vaccine!]

* What About AIDS Vaccines?

* NA, " Protection for AIDS Vaccine Suits " ,

NJMed, May 1989, 86(5):338. [Protection from

lawsuits that is. Why would there be any lawsuits

if the vaccine was safe and effective?]

* NA, " AIDS Vaccines: Is Optimism Justified?

Fortschr Med, Jul 20, 1989, 107(21):13. [sounds a

bit pessimistic!]

* [Many researchers feel that it is literally

impossible to make an AIDS vaccine, but they are

still testing the experimental ones on real

people ... human " guinea pigs " .]

* Any Missed Organs?

* Heart:

* R, et al, " [Post-vaccinal

Pericarditis. Report of 2 Cases] " , Rev Cuba Med,

1:49-54, Jul-Aug 1962.

* Larbre, F et al, " Fatal Acute Myocarditis

After Smallpox Vaccination " , Pediatrie, Apr-May

1966, 21:345-350.

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