Guest guest Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Have a TERRIFIC day! 1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - , age 10 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - , 14 3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - , 14 4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9 5. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. -Taylia, 11 6. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14 7. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - , 9 8. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9 9. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9 10. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11 11. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. -Naomi, 15 12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - , 9 13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - , 10 14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13 15. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8 See what's new at AOL.com and Make AOL Your Homepage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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