What Woman Means When See Says.....

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What a woman means when she says.............1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do not Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That is Okay: This is one of the most

dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you are welcome.8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3. Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know its true.

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This was so hilarious, I was laughing out loud! Thanks Kassia!

What Woman Means When See Says.....

What a woman means when she says.............1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do not Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That is Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you are welcome.8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3. Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know its true.

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Kassia,

Here's the other side of the coin:

What a Man Really Means When He says...

" I'm hungry. " = I'm hungry.

" I'm sleepy. " = I'm sleepy.

" I'm tired. " = I'm tired.

" Do you want to go to a movie? " = I'd eventually like to have sex with

you.

" Can I take you out to dinner? " = Same as Above

" Can I call you sometime? " = Same as Above

" Nice dress! " = Nice cleavage!

" You look tense, let me give you a massage. " = I want to feel your

bare skin

" What's wrong? " = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out

of this.

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma

are you going through now?

" I love you, too. " = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

" Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. " = I liked it better before.

" Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. " = $50 and it doesn't look

that much different!

" Let's talk. " = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep

person and maybe then we can get down to business

" Will you marry me? " = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex

with other guys.

(while shopping) " I like that one better. " = Pick any freakin' dress

and let's go home!

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> What a woman means when she says.............

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> 1.) FINE:

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> This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right

and you need to shut up.

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> 2.) Five Minutes:

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> If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes

is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to

watch the game before helping around the house.

>

> 3.) Nothing:

>

> This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you

should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end

in fine.

>

> 4.) Go Ahead:

>

> This is a dare, not permission. Do not Do It!

>

> 5.) Loud Sigh:

>

> This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot

and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with

you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

>

> 6.) That is Okay:

>

> This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a

man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before

deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

>

> 7.) Thanks:

>

> A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you are

welcome.

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> 8.) Whatever:

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> Is a women's way of saying F YOU!

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> 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:

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> Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman

has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This

will later result in a man asking, " What's wrong " , for the woman's

response refer to # 3.

>

>

>

> Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can

avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you

know to give them a good laugh, cause they know its true.

>

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[Guest guest]

You're right, Kassia, we are easier to read. This should make all you

ladies glad that you're not men. You don't have to try to figure out

women. :-)

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> yes you men are easier to read LOL FINE!!!! LOL

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> kassia

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