Re: all before 9AM today

[Guest guest]

LMAO!!!!! Just what I needed! Can only go up from here.....right?

in snowy NH

-- all before 9AM today

I woke up put on my lavendar " what deems as my old lady robe "

with nothing

on under it. We have the invisible fence so I put the collars on the dogs

open the door and

they typically go the bathroom and run home. They understand their

boundaries. Until

today... Perhaps the snow messed with the frequencies...My next door

neighbor has a

rottweiler that was outside this morning behind their fence. But my dogs

LOVE ( or use to

before we bought the invisible fence) run and bark like lunatics at that dog

waking up the

neighbors in a 2 mile radius. So, this morning my boy Chief ran over and

started barking.

Soon after Pepper followed. Back and forth up and down the fence barking and

barking. I

swiftly put on s Knee high snow boats, Tie my robe tightly and run

outside like

Roseanne Barr screaming Chief. I take one step outside and fall on the icy

steps. I slide

down all three " T and A " was everywhere. (Believe it or not I did not pee!)

The robe was

pratically open. Wasn't it bad enough I fell? Do I have to show the

neighbors my Cha- Cha

too? So, I pull myself together, get up and proceed to chase Chief up and

down the fence

screaming " GET IN THE HOUSE!!!!!! " . He knows he is a bad boy... Finally

walks in the house

and I slapped his face like an episode of the White Trash hit " Cops " . He's

done this so

many times and knows better!

It's time to get ready for work, I decide to take a bath, it may help my

back. The two

dogs sit with me while I take a shower in the morning as they did today.

Anyway I get in

the tub and sit down...the next thing I know the curtain moves and Chief

jumps in the tub

with me to show how sorry he was. Nails and fur were everywhere. I was

scratched up

everywhere. Needless to say we made up.

I decide I need to go to the store to get those temporary heating pads

for my back. So

ironically they are on the bottom shelf. I had to get on my hands and knees

to pull it off

the shelf. So I was on all 4's at the grocery store. Lovely...

I figured now ( in the parking lot) is a good time as ever to put the

back pad on. So I get

into my car push the seat back and pull my pants practically off. If you

never seen a

heating pad it's similar to a diaper. So I am in the car bare assed wrapping

a diaper/pad

around my waist. As if closing my pants with a pair of underware isn't a

struggle already.

So if you notice an elastic Pampers type pad sticking above my pants please

feel free to let

me know.

Finally on my way to work and I take a drink of water. Go figure it

spills all over my

crotch and looks as if I pissed my pants.

PS I have my period

[Guest guest]

>

> I woke up put on my lavendar " what deems as my old lady

robe " with nothing

> on under it....

Okay...I hope that this post was for comic relief. If not, I'm

terribly sorry but I practically peed my pants reading this!!!!

Glad you can have a sense of humor about the beginning of your day!

Thanks for the laughs!

Ann

[Guest guest]

LOL it was. I thought it was SO ridiculous I had to share. Thanks! =)

-- In , " Ann " <mredhage@c...> wrote:

>

>

> >

> > I woke up put on my lavendar " what deems as my old lady

> robe " with nothing

> > on under it....

>

> Okay...I hope that this post was for comic relief. If not, I'm

> terribly sorry but I practically peed my pants reading this!!!!

>

> Glad you can have a sense of humor about the beginning of your day!

> Thanks for the laughs!

>

> Ann

[Guest guest]

oh my god, I almost peed when reading this!

I am sorry you are having such a suck day. Look at this way,

tomorrow HAS to be better!!

My pug has jumpedin the tubby with me; she loves the bathtub.. and

then she gets in and freezes.... LOL!

Have a better afternoon!!

=)

>

> I woke up put on my lavendar " what deems as my old

lady robe " with nothing

> on under it. We have the invisible fence so I put the collars on

the dogs open the door and

> they typically go the bathroom and run home. They understand their

boundaries. Until

> today... Perhaps the snow messed with the frequencies...My next

door neighbor has a

> rottweiler that was outside this morning behind their fence. But

my dogs LOVE ( or use to

> before we bought the invisible fence) run and bark like lunatics

at that dog waking up the

> neighbors in a 2 mile radius. So, this morning my boy Chief ran

over and started barking.

> Soon after Pepper followed. Back and forth up and down the fence

barking and barking. I

> swiftly put on s Knee high snow boats, Tie my robe tightly

and run outside like

> Roseanne Barr screaming Chief. I take one step outside and fall on

the icy steps. I slide

> down all three " T and A " was everywhere. (Believe it or not I did

not pee!) The robe was

> pratically open. Wasn't it bad enough I fell? Do I have to show

the neighbors my Cha- Cha

> too? So, I pull myself together, get up and proceed to chase

Chief up and down the fence

> screaming " GET IN THE HOUSE!!!!!! " . He knows he is a bad boy...

Finally walks in the house

> and I slapped his face like an episode of the White Trash

hit " Cops " . He's done this so

> many times and knows better!

> It's time to get ready for work, I decide to take a bath, it

may help my back. The two

> dogs sit with me while I take a shower in the morning as they did

today. Anyway I get in

> the tub and sit down...the next thing I know the curtain moves and

Chief jumps in the tub

> with me to show how sorry he was. Nails and fur were everywhere. I

was scratched up

> everywhere. Needless to say we made up.

> I decide I need to go to the store to get those temporary

heating pads for my back. So

> ironically they are on the bottom shelf. I had to get on my hands

and knees to pull it off

> the shelf. So I was on all 4's at the grocery store. Lovely...

> I figured now ( in the parking lot) is a good time as ever to

put the back pad on. So I get

> into my car push the seat back and pull my pants practically off.

If you never seen a

> heating pad it's similar to a diaper. So I am in the car bare

assed wrapping a diaper/pad

> around my waist. As if closing my pants with a pair of underware

isn't a struggle already.

> So if you notice an elastic Pampers type pad sticking above my

pants please feel free to let

> me know.

> Finally on my way to work and I take a drink of water. Go

figure it spills all over my

> crotch and looks as if I pissed my pants.

>

> PS I have my period

[Guest guest]

Glad you are ok now and sorry for your rough day - BUT that was a hilarious

post! Thanks for the laughs to kick off the day!

Kathy in Chicago

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From: Helenesbody4life [mailto:dawnburfoot@...]

Sent: Wednesday, 26 January, 2005 9:10 AM

Subject: all before 9AM today

I woke up put on my lavendar " what deems as my old lady robe "

with nothing

on under it.

[Guest guest]

Damn! Hope things improve for ya!

www.sistersunshine.com

all before 9AM today

I woke up put on my lavendar " what deems as my old lady robe "

with nothing

on under it. We have the invisible fence so I put the collars on the dogs

open the door and

they typically go the bathroom and run home. They understand their

boundaries. Until

today... Perhaps the snow messed with the frequencies...My next door

neighbor has a

rottweiler that was outside this morning behind their fence. But my dogs

LOVE ( or use to

before we bought the invisible fence) run and bark like lunatics at that dog

waking up the

neighbors in a 2 mile radius. So, this morning my boy Chief ran over and

started barking.

Soon after Pepper followed. Back and forth up and down the fence barking and

barking. I

swiftly put on s Knee high snow boats, Tie my robe tightly and run

outside like

Roseanne Barr screaming Chief. I take one step outside and fall on the icy

steps. I slide

down all three " T and A " was everywhere. (Believe it or not I did not pee!)

The robe was

pratically open. Wasn't it bad enough I fell? Do I have to show the

neighbors my Cha- Cha

too? So, I pull myself together, get up and proceed to chase Chief up and

down the fence

screaming " GET IN THE HOUSE!!!!!! " . He knows he is a bad boy... Finally

walks in the house

and I slapped his face like an episode of the White Trash hit " Cops " . He's

done this so

many times and knows better!

It's time to get ready for work, I decide to take a bath, it may help my

back. The two

dogs sit with me while I take a shower in the morning as they did today.

Anyway I get in

the tub and sit down...the next thing I know the curtain moves and Chief

jumps in the tub

with me to show how sorry he was. Nails and fur were everywhere. I was

scratched up

everywhere. Needless to say we made up.

I decide I need to go to the store to get those temporary heating pads

for my back. So

ironically they are on the bottom shelf. I had to get on my hands and knees

to pull it off

the shelf. So I was on all 4's at the grocery store. Lovely...

I figured now ( in the parking lot) is a good time as ever to put the

back pad on. So I get

into my car push the seat back and pull my pants practically off. If you

never seen a

heating pad it's similar to a diaper. So I am in the car bare assed wrapping

a diaper/pad

around my waist. As if closing my pants with a pair of underware isn't a

struggle already.

So if you notice an elastic Pampers type pad sticking above my pants please

feel free to let

me know.

Finally on my way to work and I take a drink of water. Go figure it

spills all over my

crotch and looks as if I pissed my pants.

PS I have my period

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[Guest guest]

OMG. that's hilarious, hope you are doing well though. I don't mean to laugh at

ya, but

your description was very funny.

Hope you feel better-

-jojo

>

[Guest guest]

Oh my! Bless your heart. This sounds like a serious day to just call

in sick and stay home. I hope it got better.

Debra

>

> I woke up put on my lavendar " what deems as my old lady

robe " with nothing

> on under it. We have the invisible fence so I put the collars on the

dogs open the door and

> they typically go the bathroom and run home. They understand their

boundaries. Until

> today... Perhaps the snow messed with the frequencies...My next door

neighbor has a

> rottweiler that was outside this morning behind their fence. But my

dogs LOVE ( or use to

> before we bought the invisible fence) run and bark like lunatics at

that dog waking up the

> neighbors in a 2 mile radius. So, this morning my boy Chief ran over

and started barking.

> Soon after Pepper followed. Back and forth up and down the fence

barking and barking. I

> swiftly put on s Knee high snow boats, Tie my robe tightly

and run outside like

> Roseanne Barr screaming Chief. I take one step outside and fall on

the icy steps. I slide

> down all three " T and A " was everywhere. (Believe it or not I did

not pee!) The robe was

> pratically open. Wasn't it bad enough I fell? Do I have to show the

neighbors my Cha- Cha

> too? So, I pull myself together, get up and proceed to chase Chief

up and down the fence

> screaming " GET IN THE HOUSE!!!!!! " . He knows he is a bad boy...

Finally walks in the house

> and I slapped his face like an episode of the White Trash hit

" Cops " . He's done this so

> many times and knows better!

> It's time to get ready for work, I decide to take a bath, it may

help my back. The two

> dogs sit with me while I take a shower in the morning as they did

today. Anyway I get in

> the tub and sit down...the next thing I know the curtain moves and

Chief jumps in the tub

> with me to show how sorry he was. Nails and fur were everywhere. I

was scratched up

> everywhere. Needless to say we made up.

> I decide I need to go to the store to get those temporary

heating pads for my back. So

> ironically they are on the bottom shelf. I had to get on my hands

and knees to pull it off

> the shelf. So I was on all 4's at the grocery store. Lovely...

> I figured now ( in the parking lot) is a good time as ever to

put the back pad on. So I get

> into my car push the seat back and pull my pants practically off. If

you never seen a

> heating pad it's similar to a diaper. So I am in the car bare assed

wrapping a diaper/pad

> around my waist. As if closing my pants with a pair of underware

isn't a struggle already.

> So if you notice an elastic Pampers type pad sticking above my pants

please feel free to let

> me know.

> Finally on my way to work and I take a drink of water. Go figure

it spills all over my

> crotch and looks as if I pissed my pants.

>

> PS I have my period

[Guest guest]

>

> I woke up put on my lavendar " what deems as my old lady

robe " with nothing

> on under it. We have the invisible fence so I put the collars on

the dogs open the door and

> they typically go the bathroom and run home.

Hope you are feeling better. Another downside of the invisible

fences is that it may keep your dog(s) in but it doesn't keep other

animals out.

Colleen