Re: Fw: [ FW: Pretty funny!;;from;;dort

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-- Pretty funny! A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to takethem to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met anotherfarmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided tomate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixtymiles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find afield in which to let the pigs mate. The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m.,loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the onlyvehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will Iknow if they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're inthe grass in the morning, they're pregnant, if they're in the mud,they're not." The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed themoff, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded totry again. This continued each morning for more than a week. One morning the farmer was so tired, he couldn't get out of bed. Hecalled to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whetherthe pigs are in the mud or in the grass." Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one ofthem is honking the horn. God, Please grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The Courage to change the things I can,And the Wisdom to know the difference.

[Guest guest]

Dort,

LOL, very cute! My hubby got a kick out of it too. He says, " That is

how females are! " LOL

Donna

> Here is something to make you smile;;;lol

> Hugs

> Dort

>

> -- Pretty funny!

>

> A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to

take

> them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another

> farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided

to

> mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty

> miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a

> field in which to let the pigs mate.

>

> The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m.,

> loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only

> vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.

>

> While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, " How will I

> know if they are pregnant? " The other farmer replied, " If they're in

> the grass in the morning, they're pregnant, if they're in the mud,

> they're not. "

>

> The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them

> off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded

to

> try again. This continued each morning for more than a week.

>

> One morning the farmer was so tired, he couldn't get out of bed. He

> called to his wife, " Honey, please look outside and tell me whether

> the pigs are in the mud or in the grass. "

>

> Neither, " yelled his wife, " they're in the station wagon and one of

> them is honking the horn.

>

>

>

> God, Please grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot

change,

> The Courage to change the things I can,

> And the Wisdom to know the difference.

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 11/4/2004 10:07:20 AM Central Standard Time, peterson.dorothy@... writes:

Glad you liked it;We all need a good laugh;

Hugs

Dort

And I passed it around everyone liked it. read it and just had a look on his face like "HUH"

Amylee

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In a message dated 11/4/2004 10:35:01 AM Central Standard Time, peterson.dorothy@... writes:

Aint it the truth??? But sometimes the males are also huh??? Tell your hubby that for me;;hee hee hee;

Hugs

Dort

Yep the males were probably walking their way to the halfway point not even waiting for a ride. lol.

Amylee

[Guest guest]

I love your cute graphics

Hugs

Dort

-- Pretty funny! A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to takethem to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met anotherfarmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided tomate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixtymiles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find afield in which to let the pigs mate. The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m.,loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the onlyvehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will Iknow if they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're inthe grass in the morning, they're pregnant, if they're in the mud,they're not." The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed themoff, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded totry again. This continued each morning for more than a week. One morning the farmer was so tired, he couldn't get out of bed. Hecalled to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whetherthe pigs are in the mud or in the grass." Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one ofthem is honking the horn. God, Please grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The Courage to change the things I can,And the Wisdom to know the difference.

[Guest guest]

Glad you liked it;We all need a good laugh;

Hugs

Dort

-- Pretty funny! A farmer had five female pigs.

That is too cute. My hubby has a friend at work that also raises pigs. I printed this one out for him to give his friend. Thanks.

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You are so welcome;I thot it was cute;

Hugs

Nana

-- Re: Fw: [ FW: Pretty funny!;;from;;dort

LOL!!! Thanks for sharing, I needed a laugh today!

Love,

Pretty funny! A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to takethem to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met anotherfarmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided tomate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixtymiles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find afield in which to let the pigs mate. The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m.,loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the onlyvehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will Iknow if they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're inthe grass in the morning, they're pregnant, if they're in the mud,they're not." The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed themoff, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded totry again. This continued each morning for more than a week. One morning the farmer was so tired, he couldn't get out of bed. Hecalled to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whetherthe pigs are in the mud or in the grass." Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one ofthem is honking the horn. God, Please grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The Courage to change the things I can,And the Wisdom to know the difference.

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[Guest guest]

Aint it the truth??? But sometimes the males are also huh??? Tell your hubby that for me;;hee hee hee;

Hugs

Dort

-- Pretty funny!

>

> A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to

take

> them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another

> farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided

to

> mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty

> miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a

> field in which to let the pigs mate.

>

> The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m.,

> loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only

> vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.

>

> While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I

> know if they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in

> the grass in the morning, they're pregnant, if they're in the mud,

> they're not."

>

> The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them

> off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded

to

> try again. This continued each morning for more than a week.

>

> One morning the farmer was so tired, he couldn't get out of bed. He

> called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether

> the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."

>

> Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of

> them is honking the horn.

>

>

>

> God, Please grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot

change,

> The Courage to change the things I can,

> And the Wisdom to know the difference.

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

He probabbly thot;That dumb lady;lol

hugs

Dort

-- Re: Fw: [ FW: Pretty funny!;;from;;dort

In a message dated 11/4/2004 10:07:20 AM Central Standard Time, peterson.dorothy@... writes:

Glad you liked it;We all need a good laugh;

Hugs

Dort

And I passed it around everyone liked it. read it and just had a look on his face like "HUH"

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So true;lol

hugs

Dort

-- Re: Re: Fw: [ FW: Pretty funny!;;from;;dort

In a message dated 11/4/2004 10:35:01 AM Central Standard Time, peterson.dorothy@... writes:

Aint it the truth??? But sometimes the males are also huh??? Tell your hubby that for me;;hee hee hee;

Hugs

Dort

Yep the males were probably walking their way to the halfway point not even waiting for a ride. lol.

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