Re: Ok Les and Phil on a lighter note this Tuesdaymorning OT: Golf

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Thanks uncle V

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" Ok Les and Phil on a lighter note this Tuesday

morning OT: " Golf "

 

Golf:  In my hand I hold a ball, white and dimpled, and rather small.  Oh how

bland it does appear, this harmless looking little sphere.  By its size I could

not guess, of the awesome strength it does possess.  But since I fell beneath

its spell, I've wandered through the fires of hell.  My life has not been quite

the same, since I chose to play this stupid game.  It rules my mind for hours on

end, a fortune it has made me spend.  It has made me curse and made me cry, and

hate myself and want to die.  It promises me a thing called par, if I hit it

straight and far.  To master such a tiny ball, should not be very hard at all. 

But my desires the ball refuses, and does exactly as it chooses.   It hooks and

slices, dribbles and dies, and disappears before my eyes.  Often it will have a

whim, to hit a tree or take a swim.  With miles of grass on which to land, it

finds a tiny patch of sand.  Then has me offering up my soul, if only it would

find the hole.  It's made me whimper like a pup, and swear that I will give it

up.  and take to drink to ease my sorrow, but the ball knows I'll be back

tomorrow! "

 

Have a great day,

 

Vern Saboe