Re: The dreaded memory virus;;from;;DORT;;NANA

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Yup;;This is me sometimes;;Hee Hee Hee

Hugs

Nana

-- The dreaded memory virus

NEW VIRUSJust got this in from a reliable source. It seems there is a virus called the "Senile Virus" that even the most advanced programs of Norton and McAfee cannot takecare of it ..... so be warned. The virus appears to affect those of us whowere born before 1950! Symptoms of the Senile Virus: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. 2. Causes you to send blank e-mail. 3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. 4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you. 5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments. 6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the e-mail. Remember??????????? I don't remember if I sent this one out......... I don't think I did...or did you send it to me?? Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered: 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... 5. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... 6. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair. 7. If all is not lost, where is it? 8. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. 9. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... 10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. 11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few... 12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. 13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. 14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... 15. It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere. 16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. 17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. 18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess? 19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... 20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere. 21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after. 23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT! 24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent minded... Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6,maybe 8, maybe 10, oh, heck, just send it to a bunch of your friends if youcan remember who they are. Then something is supposed to happen... I think.Maybe you get your memory back or something! I think...~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ The Being Sick CommunityMessage Archives-/messagesChat:- Scheduled Chats at /chatBookmarks:-Add a website URL you have found useful./linksPersonal Complaints or problems:-Please contact a moderator email: -owner Subscription Details:-1) Individual email - means that every email sent to the list you receive.2) Daily Digest - sends you 25 messages in one single email for you to browse. This is an excellent option if you receive alot of email.3) Web only/No mail - means that you can pop into groups at your convenience and receive no email.To modify your subscription settings please visit:- /joinTo subscribe or unsubscribe please email:--subscribe -unsubscribe This group is not intended to diagnose or treat illnesses. No one on this group is qualified to diagnose medical conditions. If you feel you need medical attention, seek the advice of a qualified physician.~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~When nothing is sure, everything is possible.--- Margaret Drabble~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~

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Me too Dort,

I do not know how or why sometimes! LOL

Donna

>From: " peterson.dorothy " <peterson.dorothy@...>

>Reply-

>< >

>Subject: Re: The dreaded memory virus;;from;;DORT;;NANA

>Date: Fri, 17 Sep 2004 09:51:43 -0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)

>

> Yup;;This is me sometimes;;Hee Hee Hee

>Hugs

>Nana

>

>-- The dreaded memory virus

>

>NEW VIRUS

>Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there is a virus called

>the

> " Senile Virus " that even the most advanced programs of Norton and McAfee

>cannot take

>care of it ..... so be warned. The virus appears to affect those of us who

>were born before 1950!

>

> Symptoms of the Senile Virus:

> 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.

> 2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.

> 3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.

> 4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person

>who

> sent it to you.

> 5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments.

> 6. Causes you to hit " SEND " before you've finished

> the e-mail.

>

> Remember???????????

>

> I don't remember if I sent this one out.........

> I don't think I did...or did you send it to me??

>

> Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

>God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the

>good

>fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

>

>Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:

>

> 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have

>most

>

> of it.

>

> 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All

>Bran

>

>

> 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is

> falling apart.

>

> 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 5. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 6. All reports are in; life is now officially

>unfair

>

>

> 7. If all is not lost, where is it?

>

> 8. It is easier to get older than it is to get

>wiser

>

>

> 9. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the

> hydrant.

>

> 11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use

>a

>

> few...

>

> 12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

>

> 13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

>

> 14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 15. It's hard to make a come back when you haven't

> been anywhere.

>

> 16. The only time the world beats a path to your

>door

> is when you're in the bathroom.

>

> 17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would

>have

>

> put them on my knees.

>

> 18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why

>does

> everyone decide to play chess?

>

> 19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're

> everywhere.

>

> 21. The only difference between a rut and a grave

>is

>

> the depth.

>

> 22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking

>about

>

> the hereafter... I go somewhere to get

>something

>and then

> wonder what I'm here after.

>

> 23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS

>TO

> YOU OR NOT!

>

> 24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent

> minded...

>

> Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or

>6,

>maybe 8, maybe 10, oh, heck, just send it to a bunch of your friends if you

>can remember who they are. Then something is supposed to happen... I think.

>Maybe you get your memory back or something! I think...

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

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[Guest guest]

yup;;lol

DORT

-- The dreaded memory virus

>

>NEW VIRUS

>Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there is a virus called

>the

>"Senile Virus" that even the most advanced programs of Norton and McAfee

>cannot take

>care of it ..... so be warned. The virus appears to affect those of us who

>were born before 1950!

>

> Symptoms of the Senile Virus:

> 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.

> 2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.

> 3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.

> 4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person

>who

> sent it to you.

> 5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments.

> 6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished

> the e-mail.

>

> Remember???????????

>

> I don't remember if I sent this one out.........

> I don't think I did...or did you send it to me??

>

> Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

>God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the

>good

>fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

>

>Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:

>

> 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have

>most

>

> of it.

>

> 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All

>Bran

>

>

> 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is

> falling apart.

>

> 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 5. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 6. All reports are in; life is now officially

>unfair

>

>

> 7. If all is not lost, where is it?

>

> 8. It is easier to get older than it is to get

>wiser

>

>

> 9. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the

> hydrant.

>

> 11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use

>a

>

> few...

>

> 12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

>

> 13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

>

> 14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 15. It's hard to make a come back when you haven't

> been anywhere.

>

> 16. The only time the world beats a path to your

>door

> is when you're in the bathroom.

>

> 17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would

>have

>

> put them on my knees.

>

> 18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why

>does

> everyone decide to play chess?

>

> 19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're

> everywhere.

>

> 21. The only difference between a rut and a grave

>is

>

> the depth.

>

> 22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking

>about

>

> the hereafter... I go somewhere to get

>something

>and then

> wonder what I'm here after.

>

> 23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS

>TO

> YOU OR NOT!

>

> 24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent

> minded...

>

> Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or

>6,

>maybe 8, maybe 10, oh, heck, just send it to a bunch of your friends if you

>can remember who they are. Then something is supposed to happen... I think.

>Maybe you get your memory back or something! I think...

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~

> The Being Sick Community

>

>

>Message Archives-/messages

>

>Chat:- Scheduled Chats at

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>

>Bookmarks:-

>Add a website URL you have found useful.

>/links

>

>Personal Complaints or problems:-

>Please contact a moderator

>email: -owner

>

>Subscription Details:-

>1) Individual email - means that every email sent to the list you receive.

>2) Daily Digest - sends you 25 messages in one single email for you to

>browse. This is an excellent option if you receive alot of email.

>3) Web only/No mail - means that you can pop into groups at your

>convenience and receive no email.

>

>To modify your subscription settings please visit:-

>/join

>

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& gt;-subscribe

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>This group is not intended to diagnose or treat illnesses. No one on this

>group is qualified to diagnose medical conditions. If you feel you need

>medical attention, seek the advice of a qualified physician.

>~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~

>When nothing is sure, everything is possible.

>

>--- Margaret Drabble

>

>~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~

>

>

>

>

>

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