Tenjewberrymud

March 5, 2010

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia,

which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review....

Too darn cute!

Room Service (RS): " Morny. Ruin sorbees. "

Guest (G): " Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. "

RS: " Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen?? "

G: " Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs. "

RS: " Ow July den? "

G: " What?? "

RS: " Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch? "

G : " Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please. "

RS: " Ow July dee bayhcem...crease? "

G: " Crisp will be fine. "

RS : " Hokay. An San tos? "

G: " What? "

RS: " San tos. July San tos? "

G: " I don't think so. "

RS: " No? Judo one toes?? "

G: " I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means. "

RS: " Toes! Toes!...Why djew Don toes? Ow bow singlish 0mopping we bother? "

G: " English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine. "

RS: " We bother? "

G: " No..just put the bother on the side. "

RS: " Wad? "

G: " I mean butter...just put it on the side. "

RS: " Copy? "

G: " Sorry? "

RS: " Copy...tea...mill? "

G: " Yes. Coffee please, and that's all. "

RS: " One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother hone sigh, and copy....rye?? "

G: " Whatever you say "

RS: " Tendjewberrymud. "

G: " You're Welcome "

E. Abrahamson, D.C.

Chiropractic physician

Lake Oswego Chiropractic Clinic

315 Second Street

Lake Oswego, OR 97034

503-635-6246

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