Re: Swigg's grocery store blog

[Guest guest]

Ha! I'm happy to entertain you. I've felt the same way as your niece. I was

behind somebody in the checkout lane the other day and there was a problem with

activating their new credit card. They bickered back and forth about it for an

eternity, ran the card 4 or 5 times, paged a manager, had a big debate about why

they couldn't possibly pay with a check (even though they were standing there

with the checkbook open!). I finally started to rock back and forth and twitch.

I thought, OMG, I will pay your entire $175 grocery bill if you will just MOVE

OUT OF MY WAY!!

:-D

Swigg's grocery store blog

I am sitting in my office all by myself laughing my butt off...not

good considering I work in a mental institution. I am reading

Swigg's blog and dying. I was in the grocery store for over an hour

since I am still quite the newbie I had to read every label on breads

to find a suitable one etc...you know the drill. My neice Kaylee who

is 8 was not happy; when it was time to check out there was a lady

who held up the whole line over a dollar mistake. Kaylee very loudly

said " Aunt could you just GIVE her a dollar I am sick of this

place " . We get to the car and she said " If I were you I just would

keep a big butt because that reading label stuff takes too much

time " ......lol

[Guest guest]

You should have just taken him/her down like the dummy at the gym! We

know u can do it!!!

> Ha! I'm happy to entertain you. I've felt the same way as your

niece. I was behind somebody in the checkout lane the other day and

there was a problem with activating their new credit card. They

bickered back and forth about it for an eternity, ran the card 4 or 5

times, paged a manager, had a big debate about why they couldn't

possibly pay with a check (even though they were standing there with

the checkbook open!). I finally started to rock back and forth and

twitch. I thought, OMG, I will pay your entire $175 grocery bill if

you will just MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!

>

> :-D

>

>

>

> Swigg's grocery store blog

>

>

> I am sitting in my office all by myself laughing my butt

off...not

> good considering I work in a mental institution. I am reading

> Swigg's blog and dying. I was in the grocery store for over an

hour

> since I am still quite the newbie I had to read every label on

breads

> to find a suitable one etc...you know the drill. My neice Kaylee

who

> is 8 was not happy; when it was time to check out there was a

lady

> who held up the whole line over a dollar mistake. Kaylee very

loudly

> said " Aunt could you just GIVE her a dollar I am sick of

this

> place " . We get to the car and she said " If I were you I just

would

> keep a big butt because that reading label stuff takes too much

> time " ......lol

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

You should have just taken him/her down like the dummy at the gym! We

know u can do it!!!

> Ha! I'm happy to entertain you. I've felt the same way as your

niece. I was behind somebody in the checkout lane the other day and

there was a problem with activating their new credit card. They

bickered back and forth about it for an eternity, ran the card 4 or 5

times, paged a manager, had a big debate about why they couldn't

possibly pay with a check (even though they were standing there with

the checkbook open!). I finally started to rock back and forth and

twitch. I thought, OMG, I will pay your entire $175 grocery bill if

you will just MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!

>

> :-D

>

>

>

> Swigg's grocery store blog

>

>

> I am sitting in my office all by myself laughing my butt

off...not

> good considering I work in a mental institution. I am reading

> Swigg's blog and dying. I was in the grocery store for over an

hour

> since I am still quite the newbie I had to read every label on

breads

> to find a suitable one etc...you know the drill. My neice Kaylee

who

> is 8 was not happy; when it was time to check out there was a

lady

> who held up the whole line over a dollar mistake. Kaylee very

loudly

> said " Aunt could you just GIVE her a dollar I am sick of

this

> place " . We get to the car and she said " If I were you I just

would

> keep a big butt because that reading label stuff takes too much

> time " ......lol

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

The whole time this was going on all I could think about was your

blog about the grocery store and wanting to cram people in the

freezer and I was laughing out loud. I swear your blog is

entertainment at its best and gets me through bad days. I also love

the lady screaming blog. I live in St. Louis so we had bad weather

at the same time and I thought the stupid alarm was someone's car.

Keep writing that blog you are hysterical!!

> Ha! I'm happy to entertain you. I've felt the same way as your

niece. I was behind somebody in the checkout lane the other day and

there was a problem with activating their new credit card. They

bickered back and forth about it for an eternity, ran the card 4 or 5

times, paged a manager, had a big debate about why they couldn't

possibly pay with a check (even though they were standing there with

the checkbook open!). I finally started to rock back and forth and

twitch. I thought, OMG, I will pay your entire $175 grocery bill if

you will just MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!

>

> :-D

>

>

>

> Swigg's grocery store blog

>

>

> I am sitting in my office all by myself laughing my butt

off...not

> good considering I work in a mental institution. I am reading

> Swigg's blog and dying. I was in the grocery store for over an

hour

> since I am still quite the newbie I had to read every label on

breads

> to find a suitable one etc...you know the drill. My neice Kaylee

who

> is 8 was not happy; when it was time to check out there was a

lady

> who held up the whole line over a dollar mistake. Kaylee very

loudly

> said " Aunt could you just GIVE her a dollar I am sick of

this

> place " . We get to the car and she said " If I were you I just

would

> keep a big butt because that reading label stuff takes too much

> time " ......lol

>

>

>