Fwd: FW: Quotes by Great Ladies (oldie but goodie)

[Guest guest]

Thought Senate members would appreciate some of these quotes which were sent onto me. You may have read some of them before, but I particularly like the one about several days attacking me at once!

Regards, June T

>

> QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES!!! > ++++++++++++++++++++++++

> Inside every older person is a younger person --

> wondering what the hell

> happened.

>

> -Cora Harvey Armstrong-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> The hardest years in life are those between ten and

> seventy.

>

> -Helen (at 73)-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of

> them as stray eyebrows.

>

> -Janette Barber-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> Things are going to get a lot worse before they get

> worse.

>

> -Lily Tomlin-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who

> never owned a car.

>

> - Snow-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry

> with your girlfriends.

>

> -Laurie Kuslansky-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> My second favorite household chore is ironing. My

> first being, hitting my

> head! on the top bunk bed until I faint.

>

> -Erma Bombeck-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> Old age ain't no place for sissies.

>

> -Bette -

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman

> must do what he can't.

>

> -Rhonda Hansome-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

>

> -Jane Sellman-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> Every time I close the door on reality it comes in

> through the windows.

>

> - Unlimited-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as

> men to be thought half

> as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

>

> -Charlotte Whitton-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> Thirty-five is when you finally get your head

> together and your body starts

> falling apart.

>

> -Caryn Leschen-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes

> several days attack me at

> once.

> - Unlimited-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> If you can't be a good example, then you'll just

> have to be a horrible

> warning.

>

> --

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded

> kids for two years

> before they realized I actually had a hearing loss.

> And they called ME slow!

>

> -Kathy Buckley-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes

> because I know I'm not dumb ...

> and I'm also not blonde.

>

> -Dolly Parton-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be

> wearing them.

>

> -Sue Grafton-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can

> ride on.

>

> -Roseanne Barr-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> When women are depressed they either eat or go

> shopping. Men invade another

> country.

>

> -Elayne Boosler-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

>

> -on Pearson-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-

> if you want anything done,

> ask a woman.

>

> -Margaret Thatcher-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to

> combine marriage and a

> career.

>

> -Gloria Steinem-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a

> man I keep his house.

>

> -Zsa Zsa Gabor-

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> Nobody can make you feel inferior without your

> permission.

>

> -Eleanor Roosevelt-

>

>

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> Send this to five bright women you know and make

> their day!

>

>

>

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>> QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES!!! > ++++++++++++++++++++++++> Inside every older person is a younger person --> wondering what the hell> happened.>> -Cora Harvey Armstrong-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> The hardest years in life are those between ten and> seventy.>> -Helen (at 73)-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of> them as stray eyebrows.>> -Janette Barber-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> Things are going to get a lot worse before they get> worse.>> -Lily Tomlin-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who> never owned a car.>> - Snow-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry> with your girlfriends.>> -Laurie Kuslansky-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> My second favorite household chore is ironing. My> first being, hitting my> head! on the top bunk bed until I faint.>> -Erma Bombeck-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> Old age ain't no place for sissies.>> -Bette -> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman> must do what he can't.>> -Rhonda Hansome-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> The phrase "working mother" is redundant.>> -Jane Sellman-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> Every time I close the door on reality it comes in> through the windows.>> - Unlimited-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as> men to be thought half> as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.>> -Charlotte Whitton-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> Thirty-five is when you finally get your head> together and your body starts> falling apart.>> -Caryn Leschen-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes> several days attack me at> once.> - Unlimited-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> If you can't be a good example, then you'll just> have to be a horrible> warning.>> --> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded> kids for two years> before they realized I actually had a hearing loss.> And they called ME slow!>> -Kathy Buckley-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes> because I know I'm not dumb ...> and I'm also not blonde.>> -Dolly Parton-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be> wearing them.>> -Sue Grafton-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can> ride on.>> -Roseanne Barr-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> When women are depressed they either eat or go> shopping. Men invade another> country.>> -Elayne Boosler-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.>> -on Pearson-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-> if you want anything done,> ask a woman.>> -Margaret Thatcher-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to> combine marriage and a> career.>> -Gloria Steinem-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a> man I keep his house.>> -Zsa Zsa Gabor-> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> Nobody can make you feel inferior without your> permission.>> -Eleanor Roosevelt->>> ++++++++++++++++++++++++>> Send this to five bright women you know and make> their day!>>>>PLEASE NOTE: THE ABOVE MESSAGE WAS RECEIVED FROM THE INTERNET.On entering the GSI, this email was scanned for viruses by the Government Secure Intranet (GSI) virus scanning service supplied exclusively by Cable & Wireless in partnership with MessageLabs.GSI users see http://www.gsi.gov.uk/main/new2002notices.htm for further details. In case of problems, please call your organisational IT helpdesk.

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