Re: The Ostrich;FROM;;DORT

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I REALLY LIKE THIS GUY;CUTE;LOL

DORT

-- The Ostrich

> > The Ostrich> >> > A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown> > ostrich behind him.> > As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for> > their orders.> > The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a> > coke,"> > and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll> > have> > the same," says the> > ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns> > with> > the order. "That> > will be $6.40 please," and the man reaches into his> > pocket and pulls out> > the exact change for payment.> >> > The next day, the man and the ostrich come again> > and the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and> > a> > coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same."> > Once again the man reaches into his pocket and> > pays with exact change. This becomes a routine> > until late one evening, the two enter again. "The> > usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday> > night,> > so I will have a steak, baked potato and salad,"> > says> > the man, "same for me," says the ostrich. A short> > time later the waitress comes with the order and> > says, "That will be $12.62." Once again the man> > pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it> > on> > the table.> >> > The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any> > longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to> > always come up with the exact change out of your> > pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several> > years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an> > old> & ! gt; lamp .. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and> > offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I> > ever> > had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in> >> > my pocket and the right amount of money would> > always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the> > waitress.> >> > "Most people would wish for a million dollars or> > something, but you'll> > always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?" > > The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second> > wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees> > with everything I say~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ The Being Sick CommunityMessage Archives-/messagesChat:- Scheduled Chats at /chatBookmarks:-Add a website URL you have found useful./linksPersonal Complaints or problems:-Please contact a moderator email: -owner Subscription Details:-1) Individual email - means that every email sent to the list you receive.2) Daily Digest - sends you 25 messages in one single email for you to browse. This is an excellent option if you receive alot of email.3) Web only/No mail - means that you can pop into groups at your convenience and receive no email.To modify your subscription settings please visit:- htt p:///group//joinTo subscribe or unsubscribe please email:--subscribe -unsubscribe This group is not intended to diagnose or treat illnesses. No one on this group is qualified to diagnose medical conditions. If you feel you need medical attention, seek the advice of a qualified physician.~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~When nothing is sure, everything is possible.--- Margaret Drabble~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~

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LOL;GOOD ONE HEATHER

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DORT

-- The Ostrich

> > The Ostrich> >> > A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown> > ostrich behind him.> > As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for> > their orders.> > The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a> > coke,"> > and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll> > have> > the same," says the> > ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns> > with> > the order. "That> > will be $6.40 please," and the man reaches into his> > pocket and pulls out> > the exact change for payment.> >> > The next day, the man and the ostrich come again> > and the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and> > a> > coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same."> > Once again the man reaches into his pocket and> > pays with exact change. This becomes a routine> > until late one evening, the two enter again. "The> > usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday> > night,> > so I will have a steak, baked potato and salad,"> > says> > the man, "same for me," says the ostrich. A short> > time later the waitress comes with the order and> > says, "That will be $12.62." Once again the man> > pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it> > on> > the table.> >> > The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any> > longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to> > always come up with the exact change out of your> > pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several> > years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an> > old> > lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and> > offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I> > ever> > had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in> >> > my pocket and the right amount of money would> > always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the> > waitress.> >> > "Most people would wish for a million dollars or> > something, but you'll> > always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?" > > The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second> > wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees> > with everything I say~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ The Being Sick CommunityMessage Archives-/messagesChat:- Scheduled Chats at /chatBookmarks:-Add a website URL you have found useful./linksPersonal Complaints or problems:-Please contact a moderator email: -owner Subscription Details:-1) Individual email - means that every email sent to the list you receive.2) Daily Digest - sends you 25 messages in one single email for you to browse. This is an excellent option if you receive alot of email.3) Web only/No mail - means that you can pop into groups at your convenience and receive no email.To modify your subscription settings please visit:- /joinTo subscribe or unsubscribe please email:--subscribe -unsubscribe This group is not intended to diagnose or treat illnesses. No one on this group is qualified to diagnose medical conditions. If you feel you need medical attention, seek the advice of a qualified physician.~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~When nothing is sure, everything is possible.--- Margaret Drabble~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~

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I have thousands of little graphics...can you say addicted?! LOL

May need to start my own 12 step program for them!!!!

-- The Ostrich

> > The Ostrich> >> > A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown> > ostrich behind him.> > As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for> > their orders.> > The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a> > coke,"> > and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll> > have> > the same," says the> > ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns> > with> > the order. "That> > will be $6.40 please," and the man reaches into his> > pocket and pulls out> > the exact change for payment.> >> > The next day, the man and the ostrich come again> > and the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and> > a> > coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same."> > Once again the man reaches into his pocket and> > pays with exact change. This becomes a routine> > until late one evening, the two enter again. "The> > usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday> > night,> > so I will have a steak, baked potato and salad,"> > says> > the man, "same for me," says the ostrich. A short> > time later the waitress comes with the order and> > says, "That will be $12.62." Once again the man> > pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it> > on> > the table.> >> > The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any> > longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to> > always come up with the exact change out of your> > pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several> > years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an> > old> & ! gt; lamp .. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and> > offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I> > ever> > had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in> >> > my pocket and the right amount of money would> > always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the> > waitress.> >> > "Most people would wish for a million dollars or> > something, but you'll> > always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?" > > The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second> > wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees> > with everything I say~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ The Being Sick CommunityMessage Archives-/messagesChat:- Scheduled Chats at /chatBookmarks:-Add a website URL you have found useful./linksPersonal Complaints or problems:-Please contact a moderator email: -owner Subscription Details:-1) Individual email - means that every email sent to the list you receive.2) Daily Digest - sends you 25 messages in one single email for you to browse. This is an excellent option if you receive alot of email.3) Web only/No mail - means that you can pop into groups at your convenience and receive no email.To modify your subscription settings please visit:- htt p:///group//joinTo subscribe or unsubscribe please email:--subscribe -unsubscribe This group is not intended to diagnose or treat illnesses. No one on this group is qualified to diagnose medical conditions. If you feel you need medical attention, seek the advice of a qualified physician.~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~When nothing is sure, everything is possible.--- Margaret Drabble~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~