Guest guest Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 OK lets walk this one through. He was on a TERRORIST WATCH LIST, Paid with CASH, Had NO LUGGAGE The guy went in the BATHROOM for some time, within the LAST HOUR OF THE FLIGHT, and assembled the device UNDER A BLANKET. So the federal government swept into action with a Keystone Cops display of response, disallowing people from: Going to BATHROOM during the LAST HOUR OF THE FLIGHT, and no BLANKETS on you. Quickly Al Jerk-zera Broadcasting came up with these helpful hints outwitting the American TSA Thinktank: Purchase your ticket WITH A CREDIT CARD, Check LUGGAGE, DON’T assemble your bomb in the BATHROOM , Blow the plane up BEFORE THE LAST HOUR OF THE FLIGHT, Use your COAT instead of a blanket to cover yourself while assembling your bomb. These are the guys who are going to make the rules for health care? Pundits say that we need to appoint an UNDERWEAR czar to BRIEF the president on developing changes. Of course one of the prime candidates will be someone along the LINES of Barbara BOXER. The first suggestion is to keep TIGHT limits on underwear on aircrafts to thongs. E. Abrahamson, D.C. Chiropractic physician Lake Oswego Chiropractic Clinic 315 Second Street Lake Oswego, OR 97034 503-635-6246 Website: http://www.lakeoswegochiro.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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