RE: For all you animal lovers..a joke!

[Guest guest]

So funny, thanks for this. I am a cat person. but find myself more and

more thinking of getting a dog (right now I live where I can't have nay

pets, but one day.... I was thinking of a Cavelier spaniel, I wonder

where it might fit in this situation? Thanks again for the smile Sam

wolflady_1957@... wrote:

>The Question: " How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb? "

>

>

>1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got

>our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a

>stupid burned out bulb?

>

>2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's

>not up-to-code.

>

>3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

>

>4. Rottweiler: Make me.

>

>5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the

>dark

>

>6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!

>Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please,

>please!

>

>7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people

>from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just

>one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take

>advantage of the situation.

>

>8. Jack Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off

>the walls and furniture.

>

>9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a

>light bulb?

>

>10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in

>the dark.

>

>11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

>

>12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....

>

>13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

>

>14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a

>little circle...

>

>15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do

>it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

>

>The Cat's Answer: " Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change

>light bulbs So, the real question is: How long will it be before I

>can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage? "

>

>ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE

>DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF

>

>

>

>

>

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[Guest guest]

That is very funny. I have a toy poodle but I am considering getting

another dog(s). I had an intruder in my house last night and the police

took a long time getting here so I would feel safer with a dog that

barked or bit intruders instead of rolling over wanting pets from them.

My silly poodle was in the next room to where the man was when I got up

to look what was making a noise and he didn't bark once. I will either

get a large dog or a couple of chihuahuas. Chihuahuas are easier to feed

and care for and just as protective and noisy.

CZ

wolflady_1957@... wrote:

> The Question: " How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb? "

>

>

> 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got

> our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a

> stupid burned out bulb?

>

> 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's

> not up-to-code.

>

> 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

>

> 4. Rottweiler: Make me.

>

> 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the

> dark

>

> 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!

> Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please,

> please!

>

> 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people

> from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just

> one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take

> advantage of the situation.

>

> 8. Jack Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off

> the walls and furniture.

>

> 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a

> light bulb?

>

> 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in

> the dark.

>

> 11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

>

> 12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....

>

> 13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

>

> 14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a

> little circle...

>

> 15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do

> it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

>

> The Cat's Answer: " Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change

> light bulbs So, the real question is: How long will it be before I

> can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage? "

>

> ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE

> DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF

>

>

>

>

>

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[Guest guest]

I have a lot of English Springers, my good friends that I love a lot

Anne

[Guest guest]

I had to post this because I have a Lab/Border Collie mix named Lil

Girl who is my seizure alert dog and 3 cats- Norman Bates, Shadow

Lin and LeStat!

Love y'all,

Rose

[Guest guest]

I used to have a cocker spaniel....that dog peed whenever you sneezed....

LOL....

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