Guest guest Posted February 26, 2004 Report Share Posted February 26, 2004 woooohooo another pogo lover!!!! thanks Dort ((((hugs))))) lol DoriDorothy <dpeterson@...> wrote: FOR ALL OF YOU POGO LOVERS;; LOL L & H DORT -- Fw: 70 ways to tell you've been in pogo too long 1. You have experience a "stalker". 2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL". 3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on. 4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other. 5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out". 6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. 7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to-face. 8. You have to get a second phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut. 9. You go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away. 10. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it. 11. You no longer type with proper capitalization, Punctuation, or complete sentences. 12. You have met over 100 Pogo friends and have most of them on your "friends list". 13. You begin to say "LMFAO" instead of laughing. 14. When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!" 15. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep. 16. You turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're on-line again. 17. You know more about your Pogo friends' daily routines than you do your own spouses. 18. You find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook. 19. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own. 20. You would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night). 21. You change your screen names so much that you have to look at your own profile to see who you are. 22. Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and cook"dinner and you would rather type another "LOL". 23. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time. 24. You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved. 25. Your dog leaves you. 26. You have to ask what year it is. 27. You write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bbl!"28. You name your pets after people you talk to. 29. You smile sideways... :-) 30. You sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have you on their buddy list. 31. You look at an annoying person off-line & wish you had your ignore button handy. 32. You bring a bag lunch & a cooler to the computer or forget to eat at all. 33. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting & you think "uh oh cyber sex perv". 34. You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours. 35. You use Pogo lingo in everyday life (if you still have one LMAO). 36. You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling. 37. You get pissed if you can't get into POGO". 38. You get into a fight with someone and the whole room jumps them with you. 39. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online before you have your first cup of coffee. 40. You have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake. 41. You have your computer set so it goes directly into Pogo's welcome screen. 42. You don't know where the time has gone. 43. You end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while writing letters by hand.0. You got your psychiatrist addicted 44. You get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead. 45. You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo. 46. You enter a room & 23 people greet you w/((hugs)) or **kisses**. 47. You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme. 48. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will TTYL". 49. You type faster than you think. 50. Your shrink is a Pogo "Snob" member too & you are now undergoing therapy in private rooms instead of at his office. 51. You want to be buried with your computer when it dies or vice versa. 52. You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted. 53. You can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie. 54. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes & fingers, you would have been classified as a vegetable!" 55. You dream in "text". 56. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult. 57. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored. 58. You don't want to leave in case you miss something. 59. You double click your TV remote. 60. You can now type over 70wpm. 61. You think about starting a 12-step recovery group for Pogo Tri-Peaks junkies. 62. You are on the phone a minute & need to do something else & say "BRB" or "BBL". 63. You check your Email and forget you have real mail aka snail mail. 64. You go into withdrawals during dinner. 65. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone in a room. 66. You stop speaking in full sentences. 67. You have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving"tech support to other Pogoers. 68. You have to be pried from your computer by the "Jaws of Life". 69. You get hungry seeing ppl saying dinner and yours is still at the store. 70. You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to check your mail" & while there you "just wanted to see who was online". ____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here ~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ The Being Sick CommunityMessage Archives and Digest Attachment Pictures:-/messagesChat:- Scheduled Daily Chats at /chatBookmarks:-Add a website URL you have found useful./linksPersonal Complaints or problems:-Please contact a moderator email: -owner Subscription Details:-1) Individual email - means that every email sent to the list you receive.2) Daily Digest - sends you 25 messages in one single email for you to browse. 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Guest guest Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 LOL;; YOU TOO HUH??? I USED TO PLAY BUT HAVENT IN AWHILE HAGD HUGS DORT -- Fw: 70 ways to tell you've been in pogo too long 1. You have experience a "stalker". 2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL". 3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on. 4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other. 5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out". 6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. 7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to-face. 8. You have to get a second phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut. 9. You go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away. 10. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it. 11. You no longer type with proper capitalization, Punctuation, or complete sentences. 12. You have met over 100 Pogo friends and have most of them on your "friends list". 13. You begin to say "LMFAO" instead of laughing. 14. When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!" 15. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep. 16. You turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're on-line again. 17. You know more about your Pogo friends' daily routines than you do your own spouses. 18. You find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook. 19. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own. 20. You would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night). 21. You change your screen names so much that you have to look at your own profile to see who you are. 22. Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and cook"dinner and you would rather type another "LOL". 23. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time. 24. You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved. 25. Your dog leaves you. 26. You have to ask what year it is. 27. You write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bbl!"28. You name your pets after people you talk to. 29. You smile sideways... :-) 30. You sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have you on their buddy list. 31. You look at an annoying person off-line & wish you had your ignore button handy. 32. You bring a bag lunch & a cooler to the computer or forget to eat at all. 33. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting & you think "uh oh cyber sex perv". 34. You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours. 35. You use Pogo lingo in everyday life (if you still have one LMAO). 36. You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling. 37. You get pissed if you can't get into POGO". 38. You get into a fight with someone and the whole room jumps them with you. 39. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online before you have your first cup of coffee. 40. You have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake. 41. You have your computer set so it goes directly into Pogo's welcome screen. 42. You don't know where the time has gone. 43. You end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while writing letters by hand.0. You got your psychiatrist addicted 44. You get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead. 45. You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo. 46. You enter a room & 23 people greet you w/((hugs)) or **kisses**. 47. You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme. 48. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will TTYL". 49. You type faster than you think. 50. Your shrink is a Pogo "Snob" member too & you are now undergoing therapy in private rooms instead of at his office. 51. You want to be buried with your computer when it dies or vice versa. 52. You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted. 53. You can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie. 54. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes & fingers, you would have been classified as a vegetable!" 55. You dream in "text". 56. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult. 57. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored. 58. You don't want to leave in case you miss something. 59. You double click your TV remote. 60. You can now type over 70wpm. 61. You think about starting a 12-step recovery group for Pogo Tri-Peaks junkies. 62. You are on the phone a minute & need to do something else & say "BRB" or "BBL". 63. You check your Email and forget you have real mail aka snail mail. 64. You go into withdrawals during dinner. 65. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone in a room. 66. You stop speaking in full sentences. 67. You have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving"tech support to other Pogoers. 68. You have to be pried from your computer by the "Jaws of Life". 69. You get hungry seeing ppl saying dinner and yours is still at the store. 70. You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to check your mail" & while there you "just wanted to see who was online". ~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ The Being Sick CommunityMessage Archives and Digest Attachment Pictures:-/messagesChat:- Scheduled Daily Chats at /chatBookmarks:-Add a website URL you have found useful./linksPersonal Complaints or problems:-Please contact a moderator email: -owner Subscription Details:-1) Individual email - means that every email sent to the list you receive.2) Daily Digest - sends you 25 messages in one single email for you to browse. This is an excellent option if you receive alot of email.3) Web only/No mail - means that you can pop into groups at your convenience and receive no email.To modify your subscription settings please visit:- /joinTo subscribe or unsubscribe please email:--subscribe -unsubscribe This group is not intended to diagnose or treat illnesses. No one on this group is qualified to diagnose medical conditions. If you feel you need medical attention, seek the advice of a qualified physician.~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~When nothing is sure, everything is possible.--- Margaret Drabble~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ The Being Sick CommunityMessage Archives and Digest Attachment Pictures:-/messagesChat:- Scheduled Daily Chats at /chatBookmarks:-Add a website URL you have found useful./linksPersonal Complaints or problems:-Please contact a moderator email: -owner Subscription Details:-1) Individual email - means that every email sent to the list you receive.2) Daily Digest - sends you 25 messages in one single email for you to browse. This is an excellent option if you receive alot of email.3) Web only/No mail - means that you can pop into groups at your convenience and receive no email.To modify your subscription settings please visit:- /joinTo subscribe or unsubscribe please email:--subscribe -unsubscribe This group is not intended to diagnose or treat illnesses. No one on this group is qualified to diagnose medical conditions. If you feel you need medical attention, seek the advice of a qualified physician.~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~When nothing is sure, everything is possible.--- Margaret Drabble~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ ____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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