you might be a fibromyalgic if.....

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This is an oldie, but a goodie....

" You Might Be A Fibromyalgic "

 

If your body feels like a piece of raw

meat.....                               

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If someone says hello to you and you're stuck for an answer.... YOU

MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you only have the energy to clean your house on a biannual basis.....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If people give you a side-long glance at the grocery store because

you've spent way too much time lingering in the soup section trying to

make up your mind...           

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If your socks are in the medicine cabinet, your toothpaste is in the

refrigerator and your car keys are missing.... YOU MIGHT BE A

FIBROMYALGIC

If you are fully capable of tripping over a dust mite...

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you drop 50% of the things you pick up....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If chocolate is your main source of nutrition....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you wear a lot of fleece sportswear with your " good " earrings.....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If the average handshake can bring you to your knees....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you awake after 17 hours of sleep feeling like a herd of horses has

run over you.... YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you make a shopping list and forget half the things on it (and can't

remember where you parked your car afterwards).... YOU MIGHT BE A

FIBROMYALGIC

If your kids, pets, friends, and extended family members are all named

" what's his/her name " .... YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you describe common household items as " thingy-do's " ,

" whatcha-ma-jiggs " , and " do-hickies " .... YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you feel like you've climbed Mt Everest after dusting the coffee

table.... YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If your body can forecast the weather with more accuracy than the

Doppler Radar.... YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you're freezing cold and it's 97 degrees in the shade..... YOU MIGHT

BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you're suffering from night sweats, with the windows open, and it's

below zero outside.... YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If the first items on your vacation packing list are: heating pad, pain

meds.... YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you slam your finger in a drawer and it felt like someone dropped a

Grand Piano on your hand.... YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you wear your house slippers to the Texaco for a quick purchase and

don't really care.... YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you know where every restroom is, in each retail establishment you

patronize.... YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you have more than 47 pillows in your house.....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If Office Max ships you Post-It Notes by the case each month..... YOU

MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you meant to say (or type) " seriously " say " sloppily " , " slovenly " ,

" sedentary " , or " supercalifragalisticexpiallydocious " .....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If all your friends and family are mandated to wear un-scented

deodorant..... 

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

And last, but not least, if you hug with ((((( ))))).....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

~~

To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and

the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know

even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to

have succeeded.

--- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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