Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 Joke #1 A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, " Okay, Mrs. , what’s the problem? " The mother says, " It’s my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings. " The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother and says, " Well,I don’t know how to tell you this but your Darla is pregnant - about 4 months would be my guess. " The mother says, " Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Darla? " Darla says, " No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man! " The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, " Is there something wrong out there doctor? " The doctor replies, " No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be darned if I’m going to miss it this time! " Joke #2 Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their football stadium? It helps stop their cheerleaders from grazing! --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.443 / Virus Database: 248 - Release Date: 1/10/2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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