Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 > > Weight Watcher Prayer> > The Program is my Shepherd> I shall not want.> It prevents me from lying down on the sofa> and leads me to a sweaty aerobics class.> It restores my favorite tight jeans.> It guides me down the path> of slimness for its namesake.> Even though I walk through> the valley of red light food,> I will fear no restaurant.> For you are with me,> your Leaders and your Staff,> they will comfort me.> You prepare a table before me> in the presence of balanced meals.> You anoint my bread with pure virgin olive oil> and my bladder runneth over with H20.> Surely goodness and confidence> will follow me all the days of my life.> And I will dwell in the meetings> once a week forever and ever. > Amen --- --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.443 / Virus Database: 248 - Release Date: 1/10/2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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