FW:Off Topic: Italian Boy's Confession

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Growing up in the Catholic Church and remembering

all my trips to the confessional in my early years made me post this too you

all…from another list….

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It’s off to Pendleton in the morning

for me to rally those wonderful troops on the edge of the Oregon frontier!

Vern Saboe

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Subject: FW: Italian Boy's

Confession

Subject: Fw: Italian Boy's

Confession

Atsa good!!

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been

with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Pagano

?'

'Yes, Father, it

is.'

'And who was the girl

you were with?'

'I can't tell you,

Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'

Well, , I'm sure

to find out her name sooner or later

so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina

Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it

Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I

cannot name her.'

'Was it

Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Di Angelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I

cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very

tight lipped, Pagano,

and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to

atone.

You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave

yourself.'

walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco

slides over and

whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'4 months vacation

and five good leads.'

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