Guest guest Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Property Law As Viewed By A Toddler... 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my hand, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. .. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine. 7. If it looks like it's mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If I can see it, it's mine. 10. If I think it's mine, it's mine. 11. If I want it, it's mine. 12. If I " need it, it's mine (yes, I know the difference between " want " and " need " !). 13. If I say it's mine, it's mine. 14. If you don't stop me from playing with it, it's mine. 15. If you tell me I can play with it, it's mine. 16. If it will upset me too much when you take it away from me, it's mine. 17. If I (think I) can play with it better than you can, it's mine. 18. If I play with it long enough, it's mine. 19. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it's mine. 20. If it's broken, it's yours (no wait, all the pieces are mine). // -- Aussie Leis- mum to 12, Natasha 7 , 6 and Liliana 19 months " Ever notice how " what the hell " is always the right answer? " - Marilyn Munore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Yeah,,, Leis, you will soon find out that is not only the law according to toddlers.. but TEENS as well. currently parenting too many to care whose is whose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Yep, perfect for teens... just tack on the " and you don't understand " and you've got it! Kiersten wrote: > > > I was just thinking the same thing. My 13 year old is having a > breakdown right now as we speak. > " Her " ornament is missing and she is positive her little brother broke > it, on purpose, because it was hers. > " Her " granparents are in IN while we keep her in TX, and they are > " HERS " and we don't understand. > <sigh>.... Kiersten > > > > From: and FRANK <michdock@... <mailto:michdock%40msn.com>> > Subject: Re: Weekend humour > <mailto:%40>, > " Leis " <lisa@... <mailto:lisa%401choice.com.au>> > Date: Saturday, January 9, 2010, 6:55 PM > > > > Yeah,,, Leis, you will soon find out that is not only the law > according to toddlers.. but TEENS as well. > > > > currently parenting too many to care whose is whose! > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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