New Medicare regulations

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Subject: Medicare policy

NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM)

Part 0, Section 000 (a) 1©

Section I - No chiropractor or chiropractic assistant, or person or

persons acting on the direction or suggestion or supervision of a

chiropractor or chiropractic assistant, may try, or attempt to try or

make, or make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in

whole or in part of the herein mentioned Medicare Regulations, except as

authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed by, or inspected

by, the Administrator.

Section II - If a chiropractor or chiropractic assistant, becomes aware

of, or realizes, or detects, or discovers, or finds that he or she, or

they, are or have been beginning to understand the Medicare Regulations,

they must immediately, within three (3) nanoseconds notify, in writing,

the Administrator.

Section III - Upon receipt of the above-mentioned notice of impending

comprehension, the Administrator shall immediately rewrite the Medicare

Regulations in such a manner as to eliminate any further comprehension

hazards.

Section IV - The Administrator may, at his or her discretion, require

the offending chiropractor or chiropractic assistant, to attend remedial

instruction in Medicare Regulations until such time that the

chiropractor or chiropractic assistant, is too confused to be capable of

understanding anything.

J. Pedersen DC

Department of Redundancy Department