bumper stickers!

[Guest guest]

Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

Driver carries no cash: He's married!

D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive!

I need patience. NOW!

If you don't like the way I'm driving, YOU come get these handcuffs off!

I brake for hallucinations.

Attention: Driver carries less than $20 in ammunition.

Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.

Witches' Parking - All others Toad.

Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog.

Back off, I'm a postal worker.

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States.

I brake for No Apparent Reason.

Hang up and drive!

I may not believe what your bumper sticker says, but I will defend to the

end your right to stick it!

I want to die in my sleep like grandpa, not terrified and screaming like his

passengers.

My other vehicle is a broom stick.

This is a sign written on a back of a truck: Overtakers beware, you might

meet the Undertaker

My Other car is a beater (On the back of a beater).

Prevent inbreeding - ban country music.

My kid was Prisoner of the Month at Orange County Jail.

Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, you're squinting to read it.

'Smile, I could be behind you!' - on Police Motorcycle license frame-

Visalia, CA

Honk if you love Hanson. Then run into a tree.

Supporting America's Militant Agnostics... we don't know, and you don't

either.

Keep honking - I'm reloading.

You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a

restaurant.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

i souport publik edekasion.

My President slept with your honor student.

I drive this way just to piss you off.

Help beautify our dumps. Throw away something pretty.

FREE TIBET! (with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink).

Honk if you love N Sync! (then go drive off a cliff)

Pray for whirled peas.

Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!

My karma ran over your dogma.

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!

" No, YOU suck " - the mean people.

Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive?

I wonder if you'd drive any better with that car phone up your butt?

Work harder: Millions on welfare depend on you.

Nice front bumper you have there. Shame if something happened to it.

My car does 0 - 60mph in 5 miles!

Honk if you're a goose.

No Radio - Already Stolen.

Don't steal, the government hates competition.

Forget About World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal

~~

To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the

affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one

life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.

--- Ralph Waldo Emerson