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and I'm NOT picking on ANY group....I just think it's an interesting

concept:

A defendant was on trial for

murder. There was a strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no

corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his

client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.

"Ladies

and gentleman of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer

said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed

dead in this case will walk into this courtroom"

He looked toward the courtroom

door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly. A minute

passed, Nothing happened.

Finally the lawyer

said,"Actually , I made up the previous statement.

But you all looked on with anticipation , therefore , put it to you

that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was

killed , and I insist that you return a vertic of not guilty."

The jury clearly confused,

returned to deliberate, A few minutes later, the jury returned and

pronounced a verdict of GUILTY.

"But How? inquired the lawyer,"

"You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door,"'

The jury foreman replied: "Yes ,

we did look , but your client didn't"

J. Pedersen DC

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