YOU know you drink too much coffee when...

[Guest guest]

Thought this was cute! I enjoy a good cup of coffee

now and then, especially if

I have a yummy pastry to go with it!

Enjoy!

Marina

> > Do you drinkToo much coffee?

> >

> >

> > You answer the door before people knock.

> > Valdez named his donkey after you.

> > You ski uphill.

> > You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

>

> > You speed walk in your sleep.

> > You have a bumper sticker that says: " Coffee

> > drinkers are good in the sack. "

> > You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

> > You just completed another sweater and you don't

> > know how to knit.

> > You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

> > You sleep with your eyes open.

> > You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

> > The only time you're standing still is during an

> > earthquake.

> > You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet

> > away without using the

> > timer.

> > You lick your coffeepot clean.

> > You spend every vacation visiting " Maxwell House. "

>

> > You're the employee of the month at the local

> > coffeehouse and you don't even

> > work there.

> > You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes

> this

> > week.

> > Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

> > You chew on other people's fingernails.

> > The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take

> your

> > pulse.

> > Your T-shirt says, " Decaffeinated coffee is the

> > devil's blend. "

> > You're so jittery that people use your hands to

> > blend their margaritas.

> > You can type sixty words per minute... with your

> > feet.

> > You can jump-start your car without cables.

> > Cocaine is a downer.

> > All your kids are named " Joe " .

> > You don't need a hammer to pound nails.

> > Your only source of nutrition comes from " Sweet &

> > Low. "

> > You don't sweat, you percolate.

> > You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.

> > You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

> > You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

> > You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you

> > realize it's not plugged

> > in.

> > You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating

> them.

> > Manson thinks you need to calm down.

> > You've built a miniature city out of little

> plastic

> > stirrers.

> > People get dizzy just watching you.

> > You've worn the finish off your coffee table.

> > The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.

> > Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

> > Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your

> > lava lamp.

> > You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.

> > People can test their batteries in your ears.

> > Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.

> > Instant coffee takes too long.

> > You channel surf faster without a remote.

> > When someone says. " How are you? " , you say, " Good

> to

> > the last drop. "

> > You want to be cremated just so you can spend the

> > rest of eternity in a

> > coffee can.

> > You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next

> > life.

> > Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

> > You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish

> prison.

> > You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell

> > the coffee.

> > You're offended when people use the word " brew " to

> > mean beer.

> > You name your cats " Cream " and " Sugar. "

> > You get drunk just so you can sober up.

> > You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a

> > lesson.

> > Your Thermos is on wheels.

> > Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping

> > position.

> > You have a picture of your coffee mug on your

> coffee

> > mug.

> > You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

> > You short out motion detectors.

> > You have a conniption over spilled milk.

> > You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

>

> > Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter

> scale.

> > You think being called a " drip " is a compliment.

> > You don't tan, you roast.

> > You don't get mad, you get steamed.

> > Your three favorite things in life are...coffee

> > before, coffee during and

> > coffee after.

> > Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a

> > glass of iced coffee to

> > get you in the mood.

> > You can't even remember your second cup.

> > You help your dog chase its tail.

> > You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

> > Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.

> > You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.

> > You think CPR stands for " Coffee Provides

> > Resuscitation. "

> > Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee

> with

> > an I.V. hookup.

> > bbbbbp ybbbb

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