FW: NOTMILK - Happy June Dairy Month

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Here's the June campaign:...... Sunny Sunny Kierstyn, RN DC

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From: " Cohen" <notmilk@...>Reply-notmilk-owner To: notmilk Subject: NOTMILK - Happy June Dairy MonthDate: Wed, 01 Jun 2005 10:37:33 -0000Happy June Dairy MonthJune is the month for dads, grads and dairy ads.Ads? That's right. June is National Dairy Month!How is the rest of the world celebrating? Today Japanwill announce its 19th case of Mad Cow Disease. TodayScotland will learn that 50 persons may have beenexposed to Mad Cow Disease through skin grafts. Aschool in Canada (Alberta) is considering banning milkbecause two of its students suffer potentially deadlyallergic reactions when exposed to bovine proteins. InChina, powdered milk continues to be removed fromshelves because of an excessive iodine content.In America, the average liter of milk contains 319million pus cells. so, in honor of June being NationalPus Month, we have a suggested motto for milk producersto replace their absurd "Gotmilk?" campaign: Have youhad your billion (pus cells) today?Get ready for milkmustachmania. An enormous campaignis about to be waged. Make no mistake about it. Thisis war. You are the intended target and the victim.Make no mistake about what is coming. Your sensesare about to be bombarded by the well financedand brilliantly planned dairy invasion.Be prepared to read thousands of pro-dairy articles.Next Wednesday's New York Times food section will probablyfeature ice creams or cheeses. It happens every yearabout this time. Be prepared to see thousands moreads in newspapers and magazines, placed there bythose who induce the media with dollars to promotetheir products.You'll see nightly TV news stories extolling thevirtues of milk. You will be told that milk cureshalitosis and zits. You'll see happy cows grazing infields, and baseball players sporting milk mustaches.They (the National Fluid Milk Processors PromotionBoard) have been working for many months, planningtheir media assault upon our sensibilities.Children will soon be leaving schools for summervacations, and the forced milk consumption programwill take a break until those kids return nextSeptember. The dairy industry solution? Feed themmore concentrated milk products over the summer.Production at cheese and ice cream plants shiftsinto overtime mode as liquid milk consumptiondecreases.Have a happy dairy-free month! Cohenhttp://www.notmilk.com---------------------------------------------------- THE NOTMILK NEWSLETTER:SUBSCRIBE: send an empty Email to- notmilk-subscribe UNSUBSCRIBE: send an empty Email to- notmilk-unsubscribe Forward this message to your milk-drinking friends:MILK from A to Z: http://www.notmilk.com/milkatoz.html2O QUESTIONS: http://www.notmilk.com/notmilkfaq.html What is an excellent alternative for NOTMILK? http://www.soytoy.com ... make your own grain and nut milks! SoyToy recipes forum: soytoy-subscribe