value of chocolate

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Chocolate is a vegetable. How, you ask? Chocolate is derived from

cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE

or sugar BEETS. Both are plants,

which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a

vegetable.

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To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk,

which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.

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Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries

all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

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The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store

in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

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Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge

off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

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If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the

fridge.Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the

chocolate to protect themselves.

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If you eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, the

calories actually counteract each other...... " yessssssssss "

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Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.

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Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

> > Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

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Put " eat chocolate " at the top of your list of things to do today.

That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

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A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of

calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?

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If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.

But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

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If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top

pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't

let that happen, can you?

>lol....now I'm hungry....... sheena:)

[Guest guest]

Sheena TRue true true from a chocolate addict know to have eaten two 13oz Hershey Kisses pkgs in a week! Anne