Guest guest Posted April 11, 2001 Report Share Posted April 11, 2001 Wowwwwwwwwww........just, Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....what a crazy world. ONLINE SEX ONLINE SEX COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. Frazzled Frances Wyndham believes the father of her unborn child is sitting behind a computer 1,500 miles away -- where he got her pregnant during an online sex chat! " His words were so convincing it felt like we were actually having sex, " Frances claims. " I could hear bells ringing and fireworks going off. My body reacted accordingly, and I became pregnant with his child. I know it sounds hard to believe, but I haven't had sex with anyone else in over two years. So who else could it be? " Clarence Kudrow, the man she says impregnated her, is flabbergasted by Frances' charges -- especially since she's threatening to file a paternity suit. " I haven't been anywhere near Colorado in my life, " said the 27 year old technician from Buffalo, N.Y. Incredibly, Dr. Swall, a leading expert in unusual pregnancies, says Francis Wyndham may be right. " If she had sex two years ago, there is a 5-million-to-one chance that some of the sperm survived but became dormant. Her high state of sexual excitement during the computer session could have helped revive what we call 'sleeping sperm,' that resulted in pregnancy. But to say Mr. Kudrow is the father is ridiculous. " There are only 18 known cases of 'sleeping sperm' pregnancy over a 25 year period in the United States. One Ohio widow got pregnant with her husband's baby nearly 38 months after they had sex for the last time before he died. Frances, a 26 year-old store clerk, met Clarence in an Internet chat room for singles. They later began having intimate conversations with each other over their computers. " It's the only explanation for my pregnancy, " Frances said. " We'll find out for sure when Clarence has to take a blood test. " ~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ The Being Sick Community Visual problems with colors? Click the link below and select the modify link to your right. Then select the **Send Plain Text Email** option. This will stop you receiving emails with colored or enlarged fonts. /join Members Lounge:- Photo Album, memorial page, members profiles, birthdays, locations, medical resources, counselling via email and a whole bunch of free things. http://www.elderwyn.com/members Message Archives and Digest Attachment Pictures:- /messages Chat:- Scheduled Daily Chats at # on IRC DALnet. /files/chat.htm Bookmarks:- Add a website URL you have found useful. /links Personal Complaints or problems:- Please contact a moderator either via email <-owner > Subscription Details:- 1) Individual email - means that every email sent to the list you receive. 2) Daily Digest - sends you 25 messages in one single email for you to browse. This is an excellent option if you receive alot of email. 3) Web only/No mail - means that you can pop into eGroups at your convenience and receive no email. To modify your subscription settings please visit:- /join To subscribe or unsubscribe please email:- -subscribe -unsubscribe ~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ " Hold on to what is good, even if it's a handful of earth. Hold on to what you believe, even if it's a tree that stands by itself. Hold on to what you must do even, if it's a long way from here. Hold on to your life, even if it's easier to let go. " - Pueblo Prayer ~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 12, 2001 Report Share Posted April 12, 2001 In a message dated 4/11/01 5:51:52 PM Eastern Daylight Time, ohhhlucy@... writes: There are only 18 known cases of 'sleeping sperm' pregnancy over a 25 year period in the United States. One Ohio widow got pregnant with her husband's baby nearly 38 months after they had sex for the last time before he died. Frances, a 26 year-old store clerk, met Clarence in an Internet chat room for singles. They later began having intimate conversations with each other over their computers. "It's the only explanation for my pregnancy," Frances said. Weird and I do not believe it, mebbe these incidences are an excuse for a little extra unnn- along the way A queen bee stores sperm, but most human sperm die within 24 hours. As for online sex, who would want it, as Pepsi ( is it) says ' the real thing' and that is the way to go! Anne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 12, 2001 Report Share Posted April 12, 2001 Oh, boy, I cannot believe that someone would believe that " virtual " sex made it so that some one could believe REALLY secual _______________________________________________________ Send a cool gift with your E-Card http://www.bluemountain.com/giftcenter/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 12, 2001 Report Share Posted April 12, 2001 In a message dated 4/12/01 12:10:06 PM Eastern Daylight Time, darkbeing@... writes: ummmmmm aawwwwwww I did nto do it I ma a computer sex virgin dam it been so long I am just a plan old virgin again {smile} recycled of course Darkbieng Oh Darkbeing! Naughty Naughty! I am one too ! Anne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 12, 2001 Report Share Posted April 12, 2001 ummmmmm aawwwwwww I did nto do it I ma a computer sex virgin dam it been so long I am just a plan old virgin again {smile} recycled of course Darkbieng ONLINE SEX ONLINE SEX COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. Frazzled Frances Wyndham believes the father of her unborn child is sitting behind a computer 1,500 miles away -- where he got her pregnant during an online sex chat! " His words were so convincing it felt like we were actually having sex, " Frances claims. " I could hear bells ringing and fireworks going off. My body reacted accordingly, and I became pregnant with his child. I know it sounds hard to believe, but I haven't had sex with anyone else in over two years. So who else could it be? " Clarence Kudrow, the man she says impregnated her, is flabbergasted by Frances' charges -- especially since she's threatening to file a paternity suit. " I haven't been anywhere near Colorado in my life, " said the 27 year old technician from Buffalo, N.Y. Incredibly, Dr. Swall, a leading expert in unusual pregnancies, says Francis Wyndham may be right. " If she had sex two years ago, there is a 5-million-to-one chance that some of the sperm survived but became dormant. Her high state of sexual excitement during the computer session could have helped revive what we call 'sleeping sperm,' that resulted in pregnancy. But to say Mr. Kudrow is the father is ridiculous. " There are only 18 known cases of 'sleeping sperm' pregnancy over a 25 year period in the United States. One Ohio widow got pregnant with her husband's baby nearly 38 months after they had sex for the last time before he died. Frances, a 26 year-old store clerk, met Clarence in an Internet chat room for singles. They later began having intimate conversations with each other over their computers. " It's the only explanation for my pregnancy, " Frances said. " We'll find out for sure when Clarence has to take a blood test. " ~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ The Being Sick Community Visual problems with colors? Click the link below and select the modify link to your right. Then select the **Send Plain Text Email** option. This will stop you receiving emails with colored or enlarged fonts. /join Members Lounge:- Photo Album, memorial page, members profiles, birthdays, locations, medical resources, counselling via email and a whole bunch of free things. http://www.elderwyn.com/members Message Archives and Digest Attachment Pictures:- /messages Chat:- Scheduled Daily Chats at # on IRC DALnet. /files/chat.htm Bookmarks:- Add a website URL you have found useful. /links Personal Complaints or problems:- Please contact a moderator either via email <-owner > Subscription Details:- 1) Individual email - means that every email sent to the list you receive. 2) Daily Digest - sends you 25 messages in one single email for you to browse. This is an excellent option if you receive alot of email. 3) Web only/No mail - means that you can pop into eGroups at your convenience and receive no email. To modify your subscription settings please visit:- /join To subscribe or unsubscribe please email:- -subscribe -unsubscribe ~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ “Hold on to what is good, even if it's a handful of earth. Hold on to what you believe, even if it's a tree that stands by itself. Hold on to what you must do even, if it's a long way from here. Hold on to your life, even if it's easier to let go. " - Pueblo Prayer ~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 12, 2001 Report Share Posted April 12, 2001 {smiles} which one a computer virgin or a plane old recycled one again lol or both if like me then probly both lol -----Original Message-----From: acarpe6119@... [mailto:acarpe6119@...]Sent: Thursday, April 12, 2001 1:53 PM Subject: Re: ONLINE SEXIn a message dated 4/12/01 12:10:06 PM Eastern Daylight Time, darkbeing@... writes: ummmmmm aawwwwwww I did nto do it I ma a computer sex virgin dam it been so long I am just a plan old virgin again {smile} recycled of course Darkbieng Oh Darkbeing! Naughty Naughty! I am one too ! Anne~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ The Being Sick CommunityVisual problems with colors?Click the link below and select the modify link to your right. Then select the **Send Plain Text Email** option. This will stop you receiving emails with colored or enlarged fonts./joinMembers Lounge:-Photo Album, memorial page, members profiles, birthdays, locations, medical resources, counselling via email and a whole bunch of free things.http://www.elderwyn.com/members Message Archives and Digest Attachment Pictures:-/messagesChat:- Scheduled Daily Chats at # on IRC DALnet./files/chat.htmBookmarks:-Add a website URL you have found useful./linksPersonal Complaints or problems:-Please contact a moderator either via email <-owner > Subscription Details:-1) Individual email - means that every email sent to the list you receive.2) Daily Digest - sends you 25 messages in one single email for you to browse. This is an excellent option if you receive alot of email.3) Web only/No mail - means that you can pop into eGroups at your convenience and receive no email.To modify your subscription settings please visit:- /joinTo subscribe or unsubscribe please email:--subscribe -unsubscribe ~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~“Hold on to what is good, even if it's a handful of earth. Hold on to what you believe, even if it's a tree that stands by itself. Hold on to what you must do even, if it's a long way from here. Hold on to your life, even if it's easier to let go." - Pueblo Prayer~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 13, 2001 Report Share Posted April 13, 2001 In a message dated 4/12/01 8:02:41 PM Eastern Daylight Time, darkbeing@... writes: {smiles} which one a computer virgin or a plane old recycled one again lol or both if like me then probly both lol Not even recycled one ! Computer definitely The other by choice!Anne -----Original Message----- From Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2001 Report Share Posted April 17, 2001 LMFAO Now this topic could have ONLY been started by ... ok or me... but no... I am an angel... could only have been by ! How are ya !! SOS huh? Love ish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 18, 2001 Report Share Posted April 18, 2001 At 05:05 AM 4/18/2001 +0000, you wrote: LMFAO Now this topic could have ONLY been started by ... ok or me... but no... I am an angel... could only have been by ! How are ya !! SOS huh? Love ish. Aisha, Well, today, I'm staying home from work........came home early yesterday. Lots of pain, and stuff. I haven't been reading all the posts, so I'm way behind in keeping up with everything going on. I do forward in an occasional joke, just so everyone knows I'm still around, and thinking about you all. Aisha, I'm glad you are home from the hospital. Let's hope this latest procedure brings you some relief. Take Care, (Rocky Rooster) E-Mail: mailto:tabcobee (DOT) net Web Page: http://www.bee.net/tabco/ Net Pager: http://wwp.mirabilis.com/3106983 ICQ # 3106983 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 19, 2001 Report Share Posted April 19, 2001 Hey , Are you home from work due to the pain sweet one? Is it that time of the month again already? Sheesh is this #182? I found the perfect card for you! Muahahahahahahahahahaha..... Stay tuned! Hope you are doing better today. With love, hugs and all yummy stuff, isha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 20, 2001 Report Share Posted April 20, 2001 At 05:01 AM 4/20/2001 +0000, you wrote: Hey , Are you home from work due to the pain sweet one? Is it that time of the month again already? Sheesh is this #182? Aisha, This is kidney stone 183. Oh what fun. I found the perfect card for you! Utt Oh! (is that how it's spelled?) This could be interesting. . Muahahahahahahahahahaha..... Now I'm really getting worried. Stay tuned! Tuning on station lock. Hope you are doing better today. A bit.......I worked 8 hours. Came home half an hour early, and let the hot shower beat on my back for about half an hour. Good thing there is no water shortage this year. With love, hugs and all yummy stuff, Thanks Dear......Hope you're feeling better, too. Owner of ALS Special Interest Group E-Mail List: A support group for Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis patients, family and care-givers. http://www.smartgroups.com/groups/ALS-sig or mailto:ALS-sig-subscribesmartgroups E-Mail: mailto:tabcobee (DOT) net Web Page: http://www.bee.net/tabco/ Net Pager: http://wwp.mirabilis.com/3106983 ICQ # 3106983 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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