HONEYMOONS

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HONEYMOONS

Mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a

short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex

life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard

from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.

The card said nothing but " Nescafe " . Mom was puzzled at first, but

then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: " Good

till the last drop. " Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the

wedding, and the card read: " Benson & Hedges " . Mom now knew to go

straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson &

Hedges pack: " Extra Long. King Size. " She was again slightly

embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited

for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then

after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky

handwriting were the words: " British Airways " . Mom took out her latest

Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst,

and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: " Three times a

day, seven days a week, both ways. " Mom fainted.

[Guest guest]

HAHAHA OMG i almost pee'd my pants laughing at that one!! LOL

This one is too good to delete.

Melinda

At 11:13 AM 3/7/01 -0500, you wrote:

> HONEYMOONS

>

> Mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a

> short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex

> life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard

> from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

>

> The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.

> The card said nothing but " Nescafe " . Mom was puzzled at first, but

> then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: " Good

> till the last drop. " Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

>

> The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the

> wedding, and the card read: " Benson & Hedges " . Mom now knew to go

> straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson &

> Hedges pack: " Extra Long. King Size. " She was again slightly

> embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.

>

> The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited

> for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then

> after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky

> handwriting were the words: " British Airways " . Mom took out her latest

> Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst,

> and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: " Three times a

> day, seven days a week, both ways. " Mom fainted.

>

>

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