A groaning jokie poo for Friday

[Guest guest]

"Two Roaches Having a Discussion"Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere — it's so sanitary that the whole place shines.""Please," the other roach said frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"