OT Funnies for this economic decline...

[Guest guest]

Bill;

I cannot compete with you - but thought I would share these from another

site (I cannot take credit for them).

ENJOY!

~guin

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Because of the current financial crisis in America, we are seeing a

number of consolidations. These include but are not limited to:

Watch for these consolidations in later this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R.

Grace Co. Will merge and become:

Hale, , Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and

become:

Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will

merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

Knott NOW!

And finally...

9. 's Secret and & Wesson will merge under the new name:

TittyTittyBangBang

I know the last one is your favorite -- my hubby's too!

[Guest guest]

these are very funny guin thinks for shareing !

stacie,25 shocking life for shocking people and soon to be kira hero in training !

From: Guin Van Dyke <guin@...>Subject: OT Funnies for this economic decline... Date: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 1:47 PM

Bill;I cannot compete with you - but thought I would share these from another site (I cannot take credit for them).ENJOY!~guin------------ --------- --Because of the current financial crisis in America, we are seeing a number of consolidations. These include but are not limited to:Watch for these consolidations in later this year:1.) Hale Business Systems, Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:Hale, , Fuller, Grace.2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:Poly, Warner Cracker.3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:MMMGood.4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:ZipAudiDoDa .5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:FedUP.6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will

become:Fairwell Honeychild.7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:PouponPants.8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:Knott NOW!And finally...9. 's Secret and & Wesson will merge under the new name:TittyTittyBangBangI know the last one is your favorite -- my hubby's too!