You all might get a kick out of this (I hope it doesn't offend anyone)

[Guest guest]

MY DADDY IS AN EXOTIC DANCER One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers didfor a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when theteacher prodded him about his father, he finally replied, "Okay...myfather's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothesin front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, ifthe offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay withhim all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the otherchildren to work on some exercises and then took little aside toask him, "'Is that really true about your father?" 'No', the boy said, "He actually works for the Democratic

NationalCommittee and helped get Barack Obama elected President last year, but Iwas too embarrassed to say that in front of the class."