A song for W. Bush, with apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan.

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OK OK SO I'm late on this one in regards to him now presidant or whatever but since I've been sending songs, have one from G & S ~ anyone for OPERA!!! ;-)

> A song for W. Bush, with apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan.> > I am the very model of a candidate Republican> I'm running for the president because my daddy said I can.> I tout the NRA and quote the latest right-wing rhetoric,> I don't eat Japanese food 'cause my daddy said I might get sick.> I'm very well acquainted with the CEOs of industry> They give me cash and I perform exactly what they want from me!> I never have a moment's pause about the error of my ways;> That's just the way we play the game of state governance nowadays.> > Chorus:> That's just the way we play the game of state governance nowadays;> That's just the way we play the game of state governance nowadays;> That's just the way we play the game of state governance nowa-nowadays!> > I don't like reading heavy books or working on that vision thing;> It's easier to kowtow to the Christian Right on everything!> And so, because I tend to do exactly what they say I can> I am the very model of a candidate Republican!> > Chorus:> And so, because he tends to do exactly what they say he can> He is the very model of a candidate Republican!> > I think kids will stop having sex if teachers just teach abstinence> (I never said my social programs had to actually make sense);> I've got a secret plan to combat gangs and teenage pregnancy--> I'll use the budget surplus to give everyone cable TV!> I'm tough on drugs and like to cut state-sponsored treatment to the bone> Just throw 'em all in jail and they can figure it out on their own!> I'm big on education and that's really not surprising since> I've got a somewhat iffy grasp on people's names and world events.> > Chorus:> He's got a somewhat iffy grasp on people's names and world events> He's got a somewhat iffy grasp on people's names and world events> He's got a somewhat iffy iffy iffy grasp on names and world events!> > I'm anti-gay and anti-choice and anti-anything you will,> To prove myself in Texan terms I signed the Concealed Weapons bill!> And so, because there's never any question I'm a manly man> I am the very model of a candidate Republican!> > Chorus:> And so, because there's never any question he's a manly man> He is the very model of a candidate Republican!> > I sort of missed serving in Vietnam for reasons various--> It's not exactly wrong to say my young life was nefarious,> But hey, I've changed my ways, and no one cares about that anyway;> Compared to Clinton I look like a halo-wearing white hombre.> Some people say that I'm an amateur and this just makes me sore;> They ought to know I've been in politics since nineteen-ninety-four!> I'm not quite cut out for the job but I'm one up on everyone:> I'm cute and rich and best of all I'm President Bush's son!> > Chorus:> He's cute and rich and best of all he's President Bush's son!> He's cute and rich and best of all he's President Bush's son!> He's cute and really really rich and best of all he's Poppy Bush's son!> > My brother's name is Jed and he's a state governor just like me;> Between the two of us we'll build a twenty-year Bush dynasty!> And so, because the voting public really does not give a damn> I am the very model of a candidate Republican!> > Chorus:> And so because the voting public really does not give a damn> He is the very model of a candidate Republican!

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